SFMTA “Sting” Operation Snares Deadbeats, Even on Saturdays – Northbound #43 Masonic at Fulton

February 25th, 2017

Normally it’s totally cool to not pay your MUNI fare, but not today on the #43 Masonic:

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Oh, but wait, this isn’t at all a sting operation, ’cause that kind of thing involves some sort of subterfuge, right?

So when you move here from New Yawk and then start talking about:

“…a sting operation in the wiggle…”

or wherever, where the cops just park their cars or motorcycles and just stand there five feet past a stop sign, well I just gotta say no, that’s not what a sting operation is. Sry.

(What’s that, you didn’t see the cops? Well, you should be looking around more – pay attention, fool!)

Anyway, most people stopped on this day, but not all, oh well:

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ENDOFLINE

Can Market Street Support THREE Walgreens Drugstores on Just TWO Blocks? Well, Take a Look

February 24th, 2017

All what’s left at 776 Market as of last night.

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Saul Sugarman has the deets at Hoodline.

The “Architecturally Significant” Brokedown Palace McDonald’s at Golden Gate and Van Ness is Now Gone – All Gone

February 24th, 2017

Add this to the list of McD’ses (Pine, Market, Grant, Mission, the list goes on) what have failed in Frisco:

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This was the scene yesterday. And this here was from a few days back.

Slán MacDhòmhnaill, Son of Donald agus maighistir an òir stuaghan.

Funny, This Toyota Doesn’t _Look_ JEWISH

February 24th, 2017

And yet here we are:

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The Most Common Sighting in Nighttime Frisco is a Toyota Prius Going About Without Its Lights Own – WHY WHY WHY?

February 24th, 2017

Now you see them….

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…and now you don’t:

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IDK, man. The brake lights on Priuses work without any effort on behalf of today’s overtaxed drivers, so why don’t the headlights and taillights work like automatically? I mean the phone(s) inside this ride certainly know when it’s nighttime, so why not the much more expensive car as well?

What’s that, you don’t want Toyota to miss out on “upselling” the “luxury” of automatic headlights?

OK fine. But Prius drivers already need extra help, right? And what with the Lyft and the UBER these days, all those drivers from Modesto and whatnot, they need help too.

Right?

STARSKY HEARTS HUTCH: Another Bizarre Ad Campaign from Our SFMTA – But Let’s Read the Fine Print

February 23rd, 2017

Ah yes, yet another ad campaign from/for America’s Slowest Big-City Transit Agency, the MUNI. So this fare inspector is vouching for his partner – it’s kind of a Starsky and Hutch thing I figure.

Anyway, we’re getting down to basics here, identifying SFMTA employees as actual people, as opposed to them being monsters or whathaveyou.

And somehow its your job, Gentle Reader, to KEEPTHEMSAFE as they drive their cars home after an eight hour shift of handing out transit tickets to scofflaws such as CW Nevius.

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And here’s the kicker – the disclaimer on the lower right states that this ad campaign what promotes the SFMTA and what’s from the SFMTA does not necessarily reflect the views of the SFMTA. Click to expand Gentle Reader. You’ll see.

“Retired” Right-of-Center Columnist CW Nevius REBORN as an “Emerging Solo Performer” – “Chuck” Nevius Plays The Marsh March 13th & 27th

February 23rd, 2017

His new one-man show at The Marsh inside of the Hotel Utah is called “COMING SOON*” – sounds like it could get a little blue.

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So borderline septuagenarian CW emerges as friendly “Chuck,” who will be the cleanup hitter after three one-woman shows.

Let’s hope he hits a home run (and that he pays his MUNI fare on his way to the theatre.)

From MNF to Monday Night Marsh – WALSTIB. (I recommend the $100 per ticket reserved seating option for these shows, Gentle Reader.)

Break a leg, “Chuck.”

*TWSS!

McAllister Street Shantytown, One Block Away from Appointed Mayor Ed Lee’s City Hall

February 23rd, 2017

The blue structure is at McAllister Franklin and two-square block City Hall starts one block away at McAllister and Van Ness so that adds up to one block away in my book

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Anyway, all this temporary sidewalk housing is on the north side of one block of McAllister between Gough and Franklin

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Mother of All Potholes, Market Street, USA

February 23rd, 2017

Not knowing how deep it goes is the scariest part of it.

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Never seen it this bad, in all my years…

YUPPIE NIGHTMARE: When Your Favorite Bakery, a “Hidden Gem,” Makes Bon Appetit Magazine

February 22nd, 2017

Hey, what are the changes here asides from the long long lines?

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Like, has the product changed? Like are labor-saving devices in use, to up production?

A far longer wait for lesser product – that’s the allegation. That’s how a longtime customer feels.

I know not, I’m just the messenger…