Well, round about a half-decade ago, a deal got inked that would have a couple giant pandas reside in the East Bay as guests of the Oakland Zoo. What’s the hold up? Air conditioned rocks? Permits? Something like that.
When we do get our bears, their romance will draw hundreds of thousands of visitors. And then when we get bored with that after a couple of years the bears will produce a cub, which will renew interest. They got this all planned out, just as the producers of the Friends TV show did. We should calll these pandas “Rachael and Ross.”
An evil stuffed animal lies in wait – this is all the panda we’ve got these days. Click to expand:
Is the Oakland Panda Project still trying after all these years?