Bohemian Grove vs. Vanity Fair – Editor Alex Shoumatoff Tells His Story

Well it seems like a long time ago, but the central character in last year’s fiasco at the Bohemian Grove is now telling his side of the story in frivolous Vanity Fair.

Poor Senior Contributing Editor Alex Shoumatoff! He feels that “right-wing knucklehead bloggers” and local P.R. man Sam Singer went after him last August by promoting a “humiliating Abu Ghraib portfolio” of detention photos.

Here’s one shot of Alex in the clutches of The Owl up in Sonoma County, after he was waterboarded for the 183rd time or something like that:

Anywho, two-thirds of a year later, Alex is telling the whole story on the pages of your favorite summer beach magazine. It’s called Bohemian Tragedy and it’s a lot to do with trees.

But beware, the Bohemian Club has spies everywhere, so take care before you read up on them or listen to Ralph Nader.

Remember, as the words above Taylor Street say, “Weaving Spiders Come Not Here.”

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One Response to “Bohemian Grove vs. Vanity Fair – Editor Alex Shoumatoff Tells His Story”

  1. Philo says:

    Unbelievably bad, sloppy journalism. For example, he compares and gives equal weight to unnamed valet parker’s assessment of the club’s forestry practices with that of a licensed professional forester.
    And no, I am not a Bohemian.