“Mike Sucks Big Titties” – Bay Bridge Has More Cracks, Offensive Graffiti Than You Might Imagine

All right, first thing up is the crack issue. So, CalTrans couldn’t have seen this crack before? Maybe they should shut down the bridge annually for a day or so if that would help them to do inspections more better? I mean, an eight year old digital camera that you can buy on the craigslist for $75 could be used to inspect for damage as obvious as this – all you’d have to do is walk around on the deck.

Actually, CalTrans wouldn’t even need to shut down the bridge, just a few lanes. It might not have been practical to snap a couple thousand photos in the pre-digital era, but it sure as heck is now. Try harder, CalTrans!

Le crack du jour, as seen with a digicam from the roadway: 

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And I promised you some offensive graffiti, so here it is. This photo from yesterday shows some tagging on the bridge near Yerba Buena. See? It says, “MIKE SUCKS BIG TITTIES…”

Coming soon to a “hostile work environment” harassment lawsuit near you:

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Perhaps Mike Whiteside’s pals could spend their time looking for more cracks instead of engaging in these kinds of  monkeyshines?

We Can Only Hope.

More news as it happens

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