Ridiculous, Mostly Unused San Francisco PedMount News Racks Repurposed as Bike Racks

Remember what newpaper racks used to look like? Sure you do, because they’re all over the less-populated parts of town. But the Great PedMount Invasion of the Aughts this past decade is firmly entrenched on Market Street near Union Square, and the Castro, and other places.

San Francisco’s ridiculous News Rack Ordinance mandates these glorious pieces of “Street Furniture.” Does this program cause problems for the Bay Times newspaper and other free publications? Yes. Should we double the cost the producers of the publications have to pay again? Why not? Would San Francisco’s Quimby-esque mayors, past and present, such as Willie Brown, have numerous motives to support this kind of scheme? Oh yes. 

Oh well.

(Did publishers at the time band together to fight? Sort of.)

So, this photo on the Boing Boing was kind of misleading, of course, but what’s the point of having 20+ completely empty news boxes mounted on six pedestals in front of the Abercrombie at Fifth and Market?

How about using them as bike racks when others aren’t available and you are tasked to buy 100ml of Fierce cologne for $70(!) after work? (Girlfriend, Abercrombie cologne costing $3000/gallon is just about the last thing he wants from you this Christmas, just saying.) The green metal handles are perfect for even the heartiest of U-locks. See?

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Dead and wounded on either side/
You know it’s only a matter of time:

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Who can afford to pay the fees? Spammers, mostly.

A tombstone, of sorts. Here lies AsianWeek. Here lies Where Magazine

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If your vocabulary includes terms like “streetscape” and “street furniture,” and you don’t like the media and/or you don’t like what the media says about you, you ought to consider starting a News Rack Ordinance in your town. Why not? Feel free to call the resulting Fail Whale a “huge improvement.”

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2 Responses to “Ridiculous, Mostly Unused San Francisco PedMount News Racks Repurposed as Bike Racks”

  1. rhys says:

    Do you think bolt cutters could cut those handles off relatively easily?

  2. sfcitizen says:

    No, I think it’d be easier to go through a bike lock, actually…