Ladies and gentlemen, I need not remind you that we’re in the throes of the Great Recession of 2008-20xx, but check it – the U.S. Census is hiring right now in the 415.
Now some poor melon farmers up in Oregon are going to be getting just $12 per hour. But you, you magnificent creature, you know The City like the back of your hand so you’re going to be getting 22 bones/hr. from Uncle Sucker starting in a few months, for a few months. What’s that? You don’t want to be knocking on doors pestering people? Well, the Feds are also looking for clerical workers, you know indoor work as opposed to “field work.” It’s totally wide open.
What’s that, you’re not a citizen? Well, that’s not going to help you, but it’s not a deal-breaker neither.
Here’s what you do, you call up (415) 680-2020 and tell them your name, phone number and zip code. They’ll then tell you where to go for the next test, like tomorrow, Tuesday, January 5th, 2010 at 7:00PM.
The test is easy-peasy. Check it.
So, view the gritty nitty and start dialing – your temporary appointment with the Feds is about to begin!
Meet your new boss, Robert M. Groves, seated betwixt Board of Supervisors President David Chiu and City Attorney Dennis Herrera at a meeting last year.
How will you spend all the money you’re going to earn?