How to Illegally Sell Seasonal Cherries on Market next to a BART Station

Here’s your business model right here. Imagine the mothership, the massive truck that they just drove up from Stockon, CA, safe and sound parked on an alley off Mission.

So then the crew can sell cherries all day and the rolling stock isn’t put at risk. It’s just like selling drugs except your customer base is much larger.

(Whatever you do, don’t lose the handtruck – that’s the the key to operation right there.)

Tis the season…

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2 Responses to “How to Illegally Sell Seasonal Cherries on Market next to a BART Station”

  1. Al says:

    How much? Local grocery sells nice ones 89c/pound.

  2. Ramón says:

    Maybe they’re illegals, trying to make a ducat. I doubt that they’re going to put Safeway in receivership.