BP Official: “I Would Serve Gulf Fish to My Family” – After Two Decades, Life Imitates The Simpsons

Let’s see what BP C.O.O. Doug Suttles had to say on August 1, 2010:

“BP’s chief operating officer says he would eat fish from the Gulf of Mexico and would let his family eat it, too.”

Now, let’s see what nuclear power plant owner C. Montgomery Burns had to say on November 1, 1990:

“This fish is a miracle of nature. With a taste that can’t be beat. [rubs his tummy]  Mmm-mm!”

Marge carries the entree to the table:  It’s fish.  Three-eyed. Monty reluctantly hands over his plate, and Marge serves him the head. Burns reluctantly takes a forkful, chews, then spits it out. The piece of fish flies across the room.  Cameras flash furiously, and the media leave, all before the fish hits the floor. Within minutes, word is out, and Monty’s campaign is ruined.”

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