If You Drive an English Tour Bus in Golden Gate Park, Feel Free to Use the Wrong Side of the Road

This open-top sightseeing bus in Golden Gate Park has its steering wheel on the wrong side, cause it was made in merry olde Englande at the British Leyland factory.

Normally that kind of set-up a pain, but it’s a bonus when you’re stalled on Martin Luther King, Jr due to congestion near Music Concourse Drive. Just pull into the other lane and hope that the drivers coming the other way notice.

If you ever get pulled over by the SFPD or the Park police for driving the wrong way, address all concerned as “gov’ner” and feel free to throw in the phrase “me lorry” as much as possible. “See here, Gov’ner, me lorry is right hand drive, so….”  That should get you off the hook.

Why waste your petrol waiting in line when you can just jump the queue?    

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Cheers!

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One Response to “If You Drive an English Tour Bus in Golden Gate Park, Feel Free to Use the Wrong Side of the Road”

  1. Matisse says:

    I see this bus everyday. The driver looks like she’s bored out of her skull.