The Celebrated Wild Turkeys of Marin and Santa Clara Counties – “The Males, in Particular, Like to Look at Their Reflections”

Oh noes! “Libidinous” wild turkeys are still raising all kinds of heck in bucolic Marin County. That’s something to think about on this long holiday weekend.

“They seem to like shiny vehicles, especially Mercedes-Benzes. The males in particular like to look at their reflections.”

They think they’re people!

I’M IN UR WATERSHED, ATTACKING UR MERCEDESES. This boid is breaking bad:

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And here we go, believe it or not, this critter lives/lived in City of San Jose, just out running around. (Up here in the 415, we’re a little more tophisticated, of course.)

Happy Thanksgiving! Enjoy your turkey!

(But I prefer chicken.)

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