Dear America’s Cup 2013: Please Kindly Go To Hell. Or Rhode Island, Europe, Whatever

Uh, what?

Missing a chance to host the America’s Cup races would be a disaster for San Francisco’s image and economy*.”

O.K., I’ll bite. It would be a “disaster” because…

Because why?

Oh, what’s that, this month’s deal is better than last month’s – that’s the big selling feature? Really?

And the deadline just got pushed up to a week before Christmas as opposed to a week after?

Oh, O.K.

Hey, I wonder something…

Oh no, here come the Eurotrash on their kattumarams:

I wonder what the filing fee will be for the lawsuit that’s going to tear this (hastily-built) playhouse down pretty soon?

Oh, $395, is that the price?

O.K. Gee, that’s not too much.

Or, you can take your burdensome boat party to R.I., Larry. Maybe they’ll pay you for the “privilege.”

*When you say 9000 jobs, I’m thinking you mean 9000 gigs, right? A bit of a difference, non?

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One Response to “Dear America’s Cup 2013: Please Kindly Go To Hell. Or Rhode Island, Europe, Whatever”

  1. Harry says:

    It is pathetic that “progressive” Supervisor Ross Mirkarimi is supporting this!