No. No they’re not. It’s not even close. Wouldn’t get one at $9.99 much less $99.99.
(And they’re rather lightweight, so they’d be less-than-helpful in close-range combat.)
And “Ombrelli” – is that a brand name?
And “Manufacturing circa 1947” – really? Isn’t that something like, “I’ll pick you up at around 7:42:53 PM?
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I looked around for the video cameras thinking I was getting Punk’d or something, but it turns out that Costco is serious about this.