Non-Genius Considers Fellow Non-Genius a Genius – Plus, C.W. Nevius Would Like a Glass of Water

Is dull-witted non-genius Chuck Nevius qualified to determine who on this Great Blue Marble is a genius?

Nooooope! Decidedly nope. (Hey, is promoting a one-megawatt turbine on the bottom of the briny briny bay for a zillion dollars of Other Peoples’ Money, is that a stroke of genius too? Noooope! Actually, it’s the opposite. Now, you could do it if you really, really wanted to, to prove a point, with OPM, but what would be the point to that? Hey, did a woman actually lose her job because she didn’t get some poms poms and go over to Raccoon Straight to start cheering for the one-megawatt turbine? Yuuuuup. Isn’t that sad?)

But, you say, The Nevius, he makin’ $100 an hour working part-time with full benefits – he must be a genius! Now, I’ll grant you that he’s fortunate, damn fortunate, but my point stands.

Bonus round: “Nevius Survives Pie* Attack.”

Can you you see him talking to a waiter at a restaurant, he’d be all like, “Nevius would like a glass of water.” Or, “After dessert, Nevius is going to take you home and then Nevius is going to rock your world.”

Final Jeopardy: “Porsche-Driving Porsche Owner Drives a Porsche.” Has the Nevius seen fit to ensure that Our Paper of Record has made mention of some real estate lady’s gussied up Volkswagen Touareg crossover six times the past two months? Is this a kind of MSM blow-job, where tout le monde can bear witness to somebody’s six-percenting skillz? Apparently.

In closing, Nevius!

*Does The Nevius just loooove that he got pie’d (sort of) by a petite woman the other day? Hells yes.

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6 Responses to “Non-Genius Considers Fellow Non-Genius a Genius – Plus, C.W. Nevius Would Like a Glass of Water”

  1. Peter says:

    You know it’s a slow day when the SF bloggers put up their Progressive-mandated once-monthly anti-Nevius rants.

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  3. sfcitizen says:

    So, I’m a Prog and Nevius is a genius?

    Sounds like that’s what you’re saying…

  4. Peter says:

    No, not at all. Just saying that the anti-Nevius posts on the local blogs pop up frequently, and they rarely have anything new to say about him or his opinions. Tiresome.

  5. Herr Doktor Professor Deth Vegetable says:

    Nevius? That failed sportswriter? Screw him. Hope the next pie-tosser has more luck.

  6. sfcitizen says:

    I don’t know, let’s see here, use of the third person, that’s something new, mentioning the word Porsche six times in two bits, that’s something new, and if I wanted to see if GN is a genius, I’d give him a test, I wouldn’t look at the Gascon thing.

    Srsly, nobody really reads these Nevius bits except Nevius or his assistant doing a daily Google search, or maybe if somebody searches for the word Nevius within a day or two of a posting here. I think he learns a thing or two.