Here’s what you do when you see a Toyota Prius driver going about at night without lights:
You point at the headlights and yell, “Lights! Lights! Turn on your lights, you melon-farmer!”
But in my experience, the kind of Prius driver who goes about at night without lights never ever responds.
Until this guy:
I’ve never seen a Prius driver respond to stimuli – this is a first.
“Then Abraham comes nearer to Him and asks if He will destroy the Priuseses if there are fifty innocent Prius drivers in the City, making the innocent Prius drivers die with the guilty. The LORD replies that if He finds fifty competent Prius drivers in the City of by the Bay, He will spare the all Prius drivers for their sake.”