Whats that? You’re a practicing California lawyer so you don’t think you can apply?
No hay problema!
Now, I haven’t seen this posted under Craigslist Gigs, Bay Area yet but this link here should suffice.
Apply today. (Please note that this job expires by the end of the year, if not sooner. And leave your TASER at home.)
And you’ll get a driver and everything. Hey, maybe they’ll even let you use the old hybrid Ford Expedition that the old Mayor loved so. (It’s the same one that our current Mayor rejected – he thinks it’s a big piece of crap, srsly.)