OK, I’ll Bite: Why _Do_ Mormons Build Temples? And Why is There a MORMON.ORG/Oakland But No /SF?

So this is just all a tease, turns out. But you try if you want, type in mormon.org/oakland.

I see a bunch of crap but I don’t see the answer to the question that the Morms themselves raised on their very own billboard. (Speaking of which, nice 48-foot board you got there, CBS. Maybe when there’s another Prop 8 you can make even more money, huh?)

Check it, and don’t miss Christina Loren in there, lower right – she’s the Angelyne of the Bay Area don’t you know. She, like Jebus, is everywhere.

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But what about the 415? I mean, are there billboards in Oaktown touting mormon.org/sf, you know, equal time and whatnot?

Sadly no:

Now, I know what you’re thinking, you’re thinking, well what about something else, like:

mormon.org/sanfrancisco

mormon.org/sodom

mormon.org/gomorrah

I’m fresh out of ideas.

Well, I feel dissed, LDS.

I feel dissed.

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  2. Bob says:
    February 8, 2011 at 10:48 am

    As for why there’s no mormon.org/sanfrancisco, I think it must be that there’s no temple in San Francisco, but there is one in Oakland. The billboard is really advertising the Oakland temple visitor’s center; they want you to physically go there to get the answer to the question.

    I agree the billboard is confusing, though. Go here for the online answer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-x_-TQivCx8

  3. sfcitizen says:
    February 8, 2011 at 10:15 pm

    Thanks for the link, but it should prob be on main page…

    Why do Scientologists build temples, I’d wonder…