Free Advice: Never Touch the Cans on Market Street – Your “FREE STRESS TEST” is from the Scientologists

Them cans is connected to the E-Meter, don’t you know?

Now I can’t tell you how much these E-Meters cost to manufacture, but the mark-up on them is huge – some Scientologists pay thousands and thousands of dollars for ‘em.

You want stress? Try recruiting strangers into your religion in front of the Old Navy Flagship store while dodging the cops. That must be some stress, baby.

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Anyway, you’ve been warned…

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