Remember just a few days back when somebody, somebody working for a mayoral candidate or somebody at SF Weekly, something like that, posted a Twitter account using the handle FakeRosePak?
Relive those times right here. First check out some of the entries (read them from the bottom if you want) and then check out the graphics, below.
(This version doesn’t have “Activist” as an occupation listed after “Dragon Lady” – my memory’s fading already, but I think activist was in there for a while.)
Enjoy just a taste:
- Dr. say I can’t light up in room. I blow smoke in face. “You must be shitty Taiwanese doctor. Everything shitty in Taiwan. Chinese better.”less than a minute ago via web
- hudin This @FakeRosePak is wrong, yet at the same time, awesome, much like the Honey Chili Chicken at Chef Jia.16 minutes ago via webRetweeted by FakeRosePak
- Tell whoever made my morning zhou that it tastes like shit.about 2 hours ago via Echofon
- matthewgoudeau @FakeRosePak is funny. The real Rose Pak is funnier.about 4 hours ago via webRetweeted by FakeRosePak and 1 other
- petewentz damn it feels good to be a gangsta11:15 PM Jun 16th, 2009 via webRetweeted by FakeRosePak
- Just wrapped up a meet w/Willie. Green card deal on track.http://ow.ly/4h2SR He brought Sonya along. As feared. Eh.about 10 hours ago via web from Tosca, San Francisco
- Everyone is right. Apology to Shrimp Boy. Should have said Ed Jew. Shrimp Boy has no discretion either, but he has stylehttp://ow.ly/4h1leabout 11 hours ago via web
- Wo Shing Wo goons want in on development deal. Bring me suitcase of cash in middle of public restaurant. Amateurs. Who am I, Shrimp Boy?about 11 hours ago via web
- adrielhampton @FakeRosePak Harsh!about 13 hours ago via web in reply to FakeRosePakRetweeted by FakeRosePak
- I just ousted Michael Hennessey as the mayor of San Francisco on Foursquare!about 14 hours ago via web
- Disrespect? http://ow.ly/4gYzk Rose cannot tell. Instruct Triad to put head of bleeding pig in bed of jì zhě. Just in case.about 14 hours ago via web
- Why @PhilTing want to @ResetSF ? SF work fine.about 14 hours ago via web
- @jeanquan think she so special. Rose not work as mayor. Mayor work for Rose.about 14 hours ago via web
- Rose Pak Doesn’t F@%k Around http://t.co/AA0bqBp via @sfistabout 14 hours ago via Tweet Button
- @adrielhampton Cigar box tribute from Chinese consulate. No Cuba embargo in Beijing.about 15 hours ago via web in reply to adrielhampton
- @fionama You are not Irish. Remember homeland. You shame your ancestors. Betrayal.about 15 hours ago via web in reply to fionama
- Gave @MayorEdLee instructions for tomorrow. All going according to plan.about 15 hours ago via web
- Willie Brown not return calls. Probably with blonde harlot. Hopefully he leave her at home for our 1 AM meeting. She ask too many questions.about 15 hours ago via web
- @LelandYee gets Nurses endorsement? Bring me the head of every nurse.about 15 hours ago via web
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