Uh, What’s This, Examiner: “Obama’s Birth Certificate is a Certified Fake According to Experts?”

Uh, so this is the way it’s going to be for the next half-decade or so, with a bunch of people yammering about a birth certificate and Photoshop?

(Oh, what’s that, Examiner, this isn’t The Examiner, it’s some other Examiner that you also happen own? Thanks for clearing that up.)

You know what this is like, it’s just like those architects and engineers for 9/11. So it’s like “I’m an expert and in my opinion this is what occurred. My theory is “certified” by me, the expert, or something.”

O.K. fine.

All right, I’m off to Costco to shop for my panic room, you know, before The Rapture this Saturday…

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2 Responses to “Uh, What’s This, Examiner: “Obama’s Birth Certificate is a Certified Fake According to Experts?””

  1. Russ says:
    May 23, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    So there’s people presenting evidence on one side and you expressing angst on the other side.

    Clear enough.

  2. sfcitizen says:
    May 23, 2011 at 3:38 pm

    No angst here.

    They’re “presenting evidence,” just as the 9/11 and JFK assasination crazies do. What’s the diff?

    When Dan Rather had Rathergate, it took about 1.5 hours for clear evidence to come out about those docs. Why not in this case?