I Can Assure You, BART, The Answers to Your Myriad of Problems Won’t Be Found on This Website

Turns out that BART.GOV and those BART employees as a group are this website’s number one source of readers these days.

Hurray!

Domain Name bart.gov ? (U.S. Government)
IP Address 148.165.17.#(Bay Area Rapid Transit District (BART))
ISP Bay Area Rapid Transit District (BART)
Location
Continent  : North America
Country  : United States  (Facts)
State  : California
City  : Oakland
Lat/Long  : 37.795, -122.2193 (Map)
Language English (U.S.)
en-us
Operating System Microsoft WinXP
Browser Internet Explorer 7.0
Mozilla/4.0 (compatible; MSIE 7.0; Windows NT 5.1; Trident/4.0; GTB7.1; .NET CLR 1.1.4322; InfoPath.2)
Javascript version 1.3
Monitor
Resolution  :  1280 x 960
Color Depth  :  32 bits
Time of Visit   Aug 29 2011 10:01:59 am
Referring URL
Visit Entry Page http://sfcitizen.com…-now-on-the-kqed-fm/
Visit Exit Page http://sfcitizen.com…-now-on-the-kqed-fm/
Out Click  
Time Zone UTC-8:00
Visitor’s Time Aug 29 2011 10:11:59 am
Visit Number 12,498,593

(What’s that, BART? You look at the world through old-school, square, 1280×960 monitors? Like this? Uh, the 1990′s just called, BART – it wants its PC monitors back.)

Do you think I’m just another frivolous mofo, BART? I don’t. Please keep your eyes on the prize, which are terrorists, like real terrorists, like Madrid-style. So, regardless of policy, if you turn off cell phone service to prevent IEDs or bombs or whathaveyou from exploding, then nobody will mind.

(And since we’re at it, if everybody on the BART Police is a member of the S.W.A.T. team (and it sure seems that way, since that’s how you “pay” people, instead of offering a competitive starting salary), then nobody on the BART Police is a member of the S.W.A.T. team. Think about that one…)

And we’re still waiting for an apology, BART. Otherwise it looks like you think you deserve an A+ for your horrible Summer of 2011.

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One Response to “I Can Assure You, BART, The Answers to Your Myriad of Problems Won’t Be Found on This Website”

  1. jeff says:

    hehe…that’s like THC is the number one reader of my blog