The Greediest Seagull in the World Would Sooner Die Choking Than Share Its Bagel

Am I right, girlfriend?

You know, bats share, but seagulls never, ever, ever share anything.

As seen at Stow Lake, a venue about which writer C.W. Nevius can’t seem to express an opinion.*  

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*If you don’t want to “kick a man when he is down” then why go to the shutdown in the first place? Your bit is like vanilla ice cream without the vanilla…

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2 Responses to “The Greediest Seagull in the World Would Sooner Die Choking Than Share Its Bagel”

  1. Allan McMillan says:

    Believe it or not an adult seagull can swallow a whole Dorito, in one piece. A Dorito is oddly shaped with 3 corners and you can watch it go down the gulls throat.

  2. sfcitizen says:

    Sounds painful…

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