As seen in 2011:
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And after your visit to one of these establishments, feel free to buy a stolen iPhone from a friendly gentleman on the corner. Cash only, please.
And then at end of your night, ride home on a freshly stolen bike* you just bought for $20!
*As always, Bianchis Cost Extra, particularly ones with the firetruckish aqua green** paintjob. That’s the First Rule of Mid Market.
** Where I’m from, firetrucks were shades of green, for some reason…
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Hahahaha a guy on market and mason tried to sell me an iphone and I told a cop standing 20 feet away about the guy (still standing there). His response: do you really think we have time to deal with that small shit?
I’ve got an awesome photo of a bunch of 12 year olds lined up next to crazy horse to see weird al at the warfield. priceless!