First up is Maserati Mom of the SoMA / FiDi.
Always looking glum, always stuck in traffic, always sitting in her expensive italian vasca da bagno peering over the top of the door:
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That’s some local flava, but this next one is international in scope.
I couldn’t make it through the whole thing. I challenge you, right now.
The part starting at around :51 is particularly egregious.
I cry foul:
This tune would have been much better – just change Lamborghini to Maserati and you’re done…