It’s Official: The Stow Lake Boathouse & Cafe Will Open Wednesday – And Here are the New Boats

[UPDATE: Rachel Gordon has the deets of Opening Day right here.]

I don’t know, if I had an expired lease with the City and County of San Francisco and they asked me to leave by a certain date, I think I’d leave by that date. But the former tenant at the Stow Lake Boathouse doesn’t roll that way, so he kept on running the place, overstaying his lease, defending an eviction action through the drier $pring and $ummery tourism months. The result is that the new tenant is taking over in Autumn, in the rain. O.K., did that help San Francisco? No.

Also, the old tenant charged $25 per hour for paddleboats and $20 for rowboats until he got caught, even though the contracted rate was for $20 and $15 per hour. O.K., did that help San Francisco? No.

Oh, and the workers for the former tenants left little surprises for the new tenants haha. O.K., did that help San Francisco? No.

Oh, and the trial pitting the former tenant against all of us is skedded for March 2012.

Moving on…

Your new Stow Lake Boathouse & Cafe will open on Wednesday, October 12th, 2011, rain or shine, boats and food. It’s official ‘n stuff.

Meet your new fleet:

1. Electric boat – lead-acid type batteries, like from Your Father’s Oldsmobile;

2. Paddleboat – Captain and First Officer/Stoker facing forward with two passengers facing rearward;

3. Rowboat

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And actually, the forecast is for Cloudless Skies on Wednesday, so you’ll be richly rewarded if you skip out of work to see the soft opening.

See you there!

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2 Responses to “It’s Official: The Stow Lake Boathouse & Cafe Will Open Wednesday – And Here are the New Boats”

  1. guest says:

    Is there any fact check in journalism left or has integrity gone out the window?

    The “little surprise” you indicate that was left by the former tenants actually was left by a San Francisco Mounted Police horse.

    Stating that the former management left this deposit is defamation and clearly libel. Libel is defined as a tort consisting of a false and malicious publication printed for the purpose of defaming one who is living.

    I guess blaming the horse does not make for a good story.

  2. sfcitizen says:

    Well, shouldn’t you have cleaned it up if you were in possession?

    Was it you or the or the horse what put the Beanie Baby on top?

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