Archive for February, 2012

No Matter How Hard MUNI Tries, that American Apparel Hitler Mustache Just Won’t Come Off

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

Oh well:

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Do you know that the MUNI drivers union is suing us again because they didn’t get every last thing on their wishlist in arbitration?

It’s true.

*Look at that dark upper left corner – 1/8000 of a second. Pray for the shutter on my Canon 5D. Born: 2005, Oita City, Kyushu, Japan. Dying: 2012, San Francisco, California USA

Mid-Market Renaissance: Criminal, SFPD, Frigid Youth

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

Man, Twitter not leaving San Francisco is going to change EVERYTHING, or something.

But until then, here’s your nightly scene:

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OMG, San Francisco Giants Relief Pitcher Brian Wilson Joins Lucky Strikes Lanes as a Partner/Owner! The Dude Abides…

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

Brian Wilson loves him some bowling, as this photo shows. Deets of the biggest thing to hit SoMA this decade below.

Brian Wilson arrives at Matt Leinart Foundation’s celebrity bowl at the Lucky Strike Bowling Alley on July 13, 2009 in Hollywood, California. Matt Leinart Foundation Celebrity Bowl, Lucky Strike Bowling Alley Hollywood, CA United States, July 13, 2009 Photo by Alexandra Wyman/

Here’s the news:

“Lucky Strike San Francisco Announces Brian Wilson as New Partner”

“SAN FRANCISCO, Feb. 29, 2012  — Lucky Strike, the gastro pub-ish Fun House about to open on King Street across from AT&T Park is proud to announce that Brian Wilson, gifted closer for the Giants, has joined Lucky Strike San Francisco as a partner/owner. Steven Foster, founder and CEO couldn’t be more thrilled. “Of all the well known folks from the professional sports and entertainment world that have helped popularize Lucky Strike, there isn’t anyone that I would rather have as a partner than Brian.  He is a singular force – a unique combination of excellence – as an athlete, as a person and as an appreciator and lover of life.  As all his fans know he is fearless, in the moment, inventive and community oriented.  It’s how Lucky Strike aspires to roll on every level. “

Reaching the closer at spring training as he readies for the season, Brian echoed these sentiments. “I am amped to be on board with Lucky Strike.  The concept – from the ambiance to the food to the energy – is edgy, crafty and unique.  I am pumped to be in the Lucky Strike mix and am honored that lane 12 will be renamed lane 38.  I love that number, and I expect to roll many massive strikes on that lane.  See you there. The Dude abides.”

“The Dude abides.” I don’t know about you but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ ‘er easy for all us sinners.

Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.

“About Lucky Strike:

Lucky Strike Entertainment is the leading operator, and defining brand, of upscale bowling lounges in the United States and Canada.  Lucky Strike specializes in hosting a variety of upscale parties from team building events to birthday parties. The business has grown over the course of the last eight years since inception, from one location in California to a total of 21 locations across 14 states and two countries.  Steven Foster is the CEO and Co-founder of Lucky Strike Entertainment, and has over 30 years of experience creating entertainment and dining concepts.  Steven, along with his wife Gillian, has been the driving force for the success and growth of the Lucky Strike brand across the nation. For more information, please visit”

Young Lovers Confront Market Street, Together on Bicycles – A Subcritical Mass

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

He works in SoMA and she works in the Financh, or vice versa.

Their daily ritual, just before parting:

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Sexy Grandpa Picks Up Boy Toy in the Mid-Market Using an All-Electric Car – From the Chor Boogie to Marin County?

Wednesday, February 29th, 2012

Or maybe it was a late-night come-to-Jesus church rescue?

I’m thinking it’s got to be one or the other.

Loitering at the Chor Boogie near 6th Street: 

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Off to Marin five minutes later:

Either way, those battery-powered Nissan Leafs are showing up more and more these days…

Gee, How Out-of-Touch is Randy Shaw, You Know, San Francisco’s Government-Paid and Government-Loving “Journalist?”

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

Well, let’s take a look:


1. You still have “Best Local Website” up there, srsly? Wasn’t that like from half a decade ago? Don’t you know that people are laughing at you over this? Oh, what’s that Randy, your lickspittle spent hours and hours and weeks and weeks trying to get an entry for BeyondChron into Wikipedia and it didn’t work and part of the reason why is that you’ve never gotten a journalism award, is that the reason why you cling? OK fine. 

2. Uh, didn’t Aaron Peskin just save San Francisco well over $100,000,000? I think so. But you think he’s a failure because he can no longer “dine” with corrupt Willie Brown? Is that the measure of success, Randy?

3. Uh, the Board of Supervisors isn’t voting on the America’s Cup deal today, owing to the news what came out 24 hours ago. Didn’t anybody tell you, Randy? Boy, you’d think a big-city news editor such as yourself would know about stuff like this…

Hey Randy, does your house in the East Bay Hills really have six bedrooms and four bathrooms?

Maybe you’re a one-percenter?


Good-Bye, Set of Michelin LTX Mud and Snow Tires – Born in Japan, 2001, Died in San Francisco After a Decade of Service

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

If you baby your Michelins, you can get ten years of life out of them, I’m guessing.

Anyway, these tires, from a now-shut-down factory in Gunma Prefecture in Ota, Japan, lasted more than a decade.

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America’s Cup Give-A-Way to Larry Ellison Cancelled, Hurray – Leave Us Give Thanks to Aaron Peskin and Joe Eskenazi

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

Appears as if the independent works of Democratic Party Leader Aaron Peskin and SFWeekly Writer Joe Eskenazi (and others too, I’m sure, but I don’t know exactly) have just saved San Francisco something on the order of nine figures.


What is the America’s Cup?

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Caught in the Act: The Late-Night Pigeon-Feeders of Union Square

Tuesday, February 28th, 2012

People actually go out and feed pigeons in San Francisco.

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I don’t know why.

A Fanned Mohawk Bleached-Blond on San Francisco’s Haight Street

Monday, February 27th, 2012

It’s so nice to encounter kids today re-embracing the true mohawk style of hair design.

You see, that David Beckham with his fauxhawk copout has led some people astray. (Imagine attempting to get a mohawk look without the necessary backcombing and head shaving! Mr. Beckham really has some nerve coopting legitimate punk style.)

Three cheers for the real deal, as seen at the 2008 Haight Street Fair:


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