Even If You Own a Car, You’ve Got to Admit That This Five-Vehicle Crash on Hayes was Pretty Funny – Transit First, Bitches

Can you reconstruct the scene here?

The first vehicle (you know, the one with the driver who, post-accident, took off with a quickness) struck the Toyota, which struck the Honda, which struck the Ford, which struck the other Toyota.

Click to expand – taken back when my Canon 1D Mark II was brand-new and a fast 2GB CF card went for  four hundred dollars.

No injuries and maximum humor, you can’t beat that.

Have you ever seen a funnier accident? I haven’t.

After I took the shot, I yelled out “transit first, bitches” and then rolled away on a 21 Hayes bus my melon-farming bike.

“Sharing my aggression is what that I do
Every day I’m riding the ‘Tour de Fuck You’
Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender
Running red lights at the fat intersection
Cutout seat protects my erection [SO TRUE]
You like the bird, in my hand?
Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike”

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5 Responses to “Even If You Own a Car, You’ve Got to Admit That This Five-Vehicle Crash on Hayes was Pretty Funny – Transit First, Bitches”

  1. “After I took the shot, I yelled out “transit first, bitches”…”

    I think you may not be a nice person.

  2. sfcitizen says:

    Maybe not but Wheezy at the Help Center thinks I’m pretty fly for a white guy.
    I don’t really yell out transit first irl. Srsly.
    And actually my land cruiser got clocked the same year in an identical chain reaction accident to the tune of 18k… :(

  3. PapayaSF says:

    The funniest accident I’ve ever seen: a Rolls-Royce rear-ended by a garbage truck.

  4. Bruce says:

    I like your camera! How did you get such a great shot?

  5. sfcitizen says:

    The product of digital cameras is all pretty much the same…

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