Can you reconstruct the scene here?
The first vehicle (you know, the one with the driver who, post-accident, took off with a quickness) struck the Toyota, which struck the Honda, which struck the Ford, which struck the other Toyota.
Click to expand – taken back when my Canon 1D Mark II was brand-new and a fast 2GB CF card went for … four hundred dollars.
No injuries and maximum humor, you can’t beat that.
Have you ever seen a funnier accident? I haven’t.
After I took the shot, I yelled out “transit first, bitches” and then rolled away on a 21 Hayes bus my melon-farming bike.
“Sharing my aggression is what that I do
Every day I’m riding the ‘Tour de Fuck You’
Banging on hoods and kicking in fenders
a right-of-way-aholic on a permanent bender
Running red lights at the fat intersection
Cutout seat protects my erection [SO TRUE]
You like the bird, in my hand?
Take two from a motherfucking track stand on my bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike
I’m on a motherfucking bike”
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“After I took the shot, I yelled out “transit first, bitches”…”
I think you may not be a nice person.
Maybe not but Wheezy at the Help Center thinks I’m pretty fly for a white guy.
I don’t really yell out transit first irl. Srsly.
And actually my land cruiser got clocked the same year in an identical chain reaction accident to the tune of 18k…
The funniest accident I’ve ever seen: a Rolls-Royce rear-ended by a garbage truck.
I like your camera! How did you get such a great shot?
The product of digital cameras is all pretty much the same…