San Francisco Citizen

Here’s what you do, you imagine this old guy on the left taking a picture of himself naked holding his wiener and then sexting it to you. Can you imagine?

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I guess that’s what MSM-guy Chris Hansen dude recently did to some younger woman.* (That must have come as a surprise to Chris Hansen dude’s wife. Or not.)

Anyway, as you can see, Chris Hansen the sexting perv came to San Francisco recently.

Why? He came to punk unsuspecting store clerks who foolishly told their fake customers that their faked lottery tickets were losers only to try to cash the fake winning tickets in for themselves.

Like at the Lincoln Park Market on Clement in the Outer Richmond and the Fulton Food Shop in the Western Addition.**

Check it, cold busted:

(And oh, I see, you give the $10,000 winning ticket to your gf for her to cash it in, you know, cause it might look a little auspicious if you, the Kwik-E-Mart owner/clerk, yourself did it? Wow, that’s using your noodle. Or not.)

(This is the kind of thing that belongs on SFist.com, but I don’t think it’s been there.)

I’m sorry, why do we even have a lottery in California? Seems like a magnet for fraud and other unhealthy activities, just saying.

And like your lottery ticket money goes to pay the State of California to go around and bust store clerks? Seems kind of pointless to me.

All right, signing off from the stoop of the Fulton Food Shop, kitty corner from Chris Hansen’s stand-up in front of the Fulton Street Lucky a few weeks back.

That’s right, I’m Rapping 2 U, C.H:

I didn’t see him touch his wiener or nothing…

*30-year-olds, Dude.

**Sorry, you can’t buy lotto tickets at these stores anymore as the State of CA no longer deals with them.

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