J&D’s Foods, purveyors of bacon lube and other things bacon-related, now offer Bacon Coffins.
Check it out at BaconCoffins.com:
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And here’s the video.
“About the Bacon Coffin
Don’t be fooled by low-end, low quality burial caskets. Proudly Made in the USA, J&D’s Bacon Coffins
are top of the line and come equipped standard with all the features the discerning bacon enthusiast
would want…in the afterlife.
J&D’s Bacon Coffins are finished with a painted Bacon and Pork shading and accented with gold
stationary handles. The interior has an adjustable bed and mattress, a bacon memorial tube and is
completed in ivory crepe coffin linens.
Classy. Bacon. Coffin.
Here at J&D’s Foods we’re putting the “fun” back in funerals.
18 gauge steel
Painted Bacon and Pork shading
Square Corner, Gasketed Casket
Ivory crepe
28” (W) x84” (L) x 24” (H)
220 lbs.”
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