Archive for September, 2012

Look at That S-Car Go! – New San Francisco Taxi Cabs Have Alpha-Numeric ID’s, Like “S-16,” For Instance

Friday, September 28th, 2012


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One presumes this has something to do with the new part-time/temporary corporate medallions recently issued.

Heretofore, San Francisco taxis have made do with three or four digit numbers…

Target, Beloved by Regular San Franciscans, Opens New Store October 14th – Gift Card Giveaways Until Then

Friday, September 28th, 2012

I’ll tell you, there are two kinds of San Franciscans:

1. People who know / care about who the current Mayor is; and

2. People who think the Mayor of San Francisco is still Gavin Newsom or Willie Brown or Dianne Feinstein*

A third of the first group welcomes the new City Target store, a third doesn’t care, and a third opposes this corporate chain-store invasion, man.

And the second group? They either don’t care or they welcome this store.

Golfing for Gift Cards and Bullseye doggie dolls:

*Which you know, isn’t too far from the truth, IRL.

(Oh, which of the two groups listed above is larger? The second one.)

I, for one, welcome our new corporate overlords.

As does Charlize Theron:

Feel free to continue shopping online until October 14th.

(And hey, where’s our Masonic and Geary Target, when’s that one coming?)

See you at the City Target on the Second Sunday of October 2012!

Edward Reiskin SFMTA Photo Shoot – “C’Mon, Baby – Arch Your Back Even More” – Mobile Porn for the 415

Friday, September 28th, 2012

I ask you, what kind of message does the SFMTA send out when it green-lights stuff like this?

Something like “We’ll do anything for money?”

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If You’re Looking for a Golden Gate Bridge Photo With a Rainbow Included, Here You Go – From David Yu

Friday, September 28th, 2012

Famous San Francisco photographer David Yu offers up a blue-sky rainbow o’er the Golden Gate Bridge.

Single rainbow, part of the way:


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Recruitment Ad: SFPD Officer Starting Salary in 2012 is $88,842-$118,898 Per Year – Yowzer

Friday, September 28th, 2012

Here’s your proof:

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And that’s before benefits and the double-dipping…

Is this the highest starting salary for a 21 year-old cop anywhere in the world?


How Many Goddam Pit Bulls are Too Many Goddam Pit Bulls for One McDonalds? Eight on Haight

Friday, September 28th, 2012

This was the scene last night at the famous Micky D’s at the end of Haight Street at Stanyan near famous Hippy Hill.

I passed by two pit-bull-looking dogs outside at the rear entrance, two pit-bull-looking dogs inside the store with owners on the way to the bathroom, two pit-bull-looking dogs with owners in line to buy food,* and two pit-bull-looking dogs as I exited out the front steps.**

Now, some of them might have been less than a year old, mere pups I suppose, and some of them might have been presa canarios or whathaveyou, but goddam, I didn’t expect to encounter eight fighting dogs*** in one minute at one McDonalds.

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I’m not particularly afraid of dogs at all and I’ve never been bitten, but that was my reaction.

And here’s an update – the Dollar Menu is still there but it’s not as prominent as before, as if they don’t want you to see it, it seems.

See you in about a year or so, Haight Street McDonalds.

*At this point, I was looking for an exit strategy, like if they all went Hera and Bane on me, I’d have hopped on one of the counters, that kind of thing. 

** Sans food. I was going to get a large order of fries and two side salads for $4-something for a special lady friend but the line was kind of long and there was some kind of kerfuffle going on so I said the Hell with this and left for the WF right across the street.

***The most I’ve seen in one place at one time.


The Beautiful Graffiti’ed U-Haul Trucks of the Western Addition – Egg-Head and Blondie – A Rolling Art Gallery

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

These two pieces have lasted months and months on the mean Streets of San Francisco.

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Look for them on McAllister Street


The Chevron Gas Pumps You Sit Right Next To At That McDonalds at 2nd and Market in the Financial District

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

No not the McDonalds on Market just west of 2nd Street, the one just east of 2nd.

This fast food place is in the old Chevron Building so this is how they decorate:

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OK fine.

Why is the Red Cross Driving Around San Francisco in Giant Hummer SUVs?

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

Uh, I don’t know.

Presenting the big-on-the-outside, small-in-the-inside Hummer H3, the “Baby Hummer.”

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I can sort of see why GM donated this this vehicle, but nevertheless, sometimes, I just don’t know.

Wouldn’t a minivan be a better choice? I think so.

PS: We should have let GM die this time, you know, as opposed to waiting until next time…

Wow, Cans of Crummy Beer at AT&T Park Are Only $9.50 Each? Great, I’ll Take a Six-Pack for $57!

Thursday, September 27th, 2012

But, oh no, I can only buy two at a time?

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Darn the luck.