Handsome Man Ventures Into Mid-Market Wearing Only a Towel and Flip-Flops

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He’s holding his wallet.

Maybe this is a Lion King deal?

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One Response to “Handsome Man Ventures Into Mid-Market Wearing Only a Towel and Flip-Flops”

  1. TinyTim says:

    Holding his wallet, or his iPhone? One lets him pay for a cab to escape those who wish to strip him of his towel, the other lets him call the police to save him from the homeless man (pictured) who covets the towel.
    (neither come in sufficient time)