Roaring Through the Canyons of the 94111: San Francisco Bar Pilot Blows Three Months Salary on a Ferrari Convertible

I don’t know, do you make a half-million dollars per year? Well then you just might be richer than a typical San Francisco Bar Pilot.

I’m telling you, it’s the best blue-collar job in the world.

Why do they get paid so much? IDK.

Why do they get paid more than double or triple what other American bar pilots get paid? IDK.

Anyway, this fellow may or may not be an SF bar pilot, but he could be: 

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Oh well.

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4 Responses to “Roaring Through the Canyons of the 94111: San Francisco Bar Pilot Blows Three Months Salary on a Ferrari Convertible”

  1. Anonymous says:

    What kind of a jerk-off article is this? He may or may not be? Really? There are some really hard and fast facts in your article. Not!

  2. sfcitizen says:

    I think what you’re supposed to do is wonder why you people get paid a half-million a year, that’s what kind of jerk-off article this is.

    And yes, you can buy a convertible Ferrari using just three months wages. This might strike some as noteworthy.

    But if you don’t get the joke, Cap’n, then I’ll tell you that the driver is not a bar pilot. Happy?

    Enjoy your millions…

  3. Hi, SFCitizen.

    Long time no clickety-clak. Guys, that is I in the picture; and, I am not Bar Pilot — I don’t know the meaning of a Bar Pilot, but I can unequivocally assert, “I am not a Bar Pilot.”

    The Ferrari in the picture is my Ferrari F430 Spyder. European sports cars are either called Cabriolets or Spyders — usually, American cars are called Converitbles.

    I love this shot of my car — if you can, please email me the original hi-res pictures.

    To verify my identity, I always use my real name because I have nothing to hide, and I stand by the stuff that I write or say — I always believe in using my real name to establish credibility.

    Here is my website and you can hit my BLOG via my website: http://www.AlfonsoFaustino.com.

    By the way, I welcome and enjoy all comments — negative and positive comments. I ran as a Republican Candidate in 2010 for CA State Assembly; so, I am impervious to negative comments — I just enjoy reading all the comments period because I like to get a good laugh.

    Thanks!
    /s/ Alfonso Faustino

  4. Oh, I forgot to mention, Saturday, 25-May-2013, at 1500 hours PDT, my I will be meeting a few Lamborghini Pilotis in front of Macy’s Union Square, and we will be doing a Milk Run through San Francisco; so, get your cameras ready because we will be roaring and rearing up our Bulls and Horses. My name is on my car, and my car number for this year, 2013, is #95. See y’all Saturday.

    /s/ Alfonso Faustino

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