What are you living next to way out there in the West Bay? Is it:
1. a halfway house; or
2. a grow house; or
3. a cat house; or
4 a let’s-store-some-illegal-Fourth-of-July-fireworks-here-in-the-basement-just-temporarily-uhoh-KABOOM house?
It’s gotta be something like that.
(I know, man. ‘Cause I used to live on Ninth Avenue in the Inner Fog Belt.)
But now, Fortune favors you! You’re going to get a temporary minimum-wage* gig at the 2013 Outside Lands Music Festival.
It’s affirmative action, baby!
“Outside Lands is hosting a Job Fair this Saturday, July 13th at the SF County Fair Building on Ninth and Lincoln. In order to promote local labor opportunities, they are giving special preference to residents of the Richmond and Sunset Districts. Don’t forget your resume!”
What’s that? You don’t live in the West Bay? Well, just use your out-in-the-Avenues friend’s address, right? Then when you get into a position of authoritah, you can use your power to help your friend sneak** in at OL13. Bingo bango!
“The event takes place on Saturday, July 13 at the County Fair Building in Golden Gate Park from 10am until 3pm. The festival is hiring for three types of positions:
- Site set-up and tear-down crew
- Best Beverage Catering bar tenders
- National Event Services Security Guards”
*Unless you’re going to be bartending. As IRL, at Outside Lands Bartenders Make More.
**’Cause the days of easily sneaking into the Outside Lands fest are over, baby. The way to do it in 2013 is to have an Inside Man just let you in.