Archive for September, 2017

THE FUTURE IS NOW: New “CITIZEN” App, fka “VIGILANTE”(!), Hits Frisco – Real Time Crime Reports on Your Smartphone

Friday, September 29th, 2017

FKA being, of course, Formerly Known As.

Anyway, this app is now operational and available in San Francisco.

Lets check it:

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Well, this certainly could be true late night at a 24/7 McD’s:

“MAN BRANDISHING KNIFE IN McDONALD’S”

So it seems to be working, FBOW.

Maybe in the future, it’ll let us know about nearby red balls, or brown:

Oh, You Know, Just Hanging Out on the Roof of a 7-11 on Frisco’s Hottest Day (<=106 F) in Recorded History

Friday, September 29th, 2017

You know, making some calls, as people do:

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World’s Smallest #21 Hayes – Oh, and a Very Pleasant Driver

Friday, September 29th, 2017

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Marketing 101: Don’t Call Your LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS until AFTER They are Built

Friday, September 29th, 2017

‘Cause not everybody agrees that what our Richmond District needs is (any?) (more?) LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS.

The Alexandria? Man, I saw E.T. here, man!* 

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And I’m not exactly sure what LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS are, actually. (And even non-LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS can go for over a million dollars these days.)

In closing, SORT OF OUTER RICHMOND LUXURY CONDOMINIUMS FEVER – CATCH IT!

*Uh, the 20th Anniversary Edition with police guns replaced with flashlights, as I’m just a quasi old-timer, consarnit.

TEO-TI-HUA-CAN Looks EX-CEL-AN-TE at Our de Young Musuem, SEPT 30 – FEB 11

Thursday, September 28th, 2017

Here it is: Teotihuacan: City of Water, City of Fire – September 30, 2017 to February 11, 2018.

Check the video and prepare for your visit with the Digital Story.

(And, in part due to Rec and Park getting electricity for less than market value from Hetch Hetchy, we’ll leave the light on for you.)

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See you there!

13th Annual San Francisco Black Family Day, 9.30.17

Thursday, September 28th, 2017

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That Escalated Quickly – Life in the GGP

Thursday, September 28th, 2017

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And then about 20 minutes later:

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SFGov used to roust people in Golden Gate Park at about 4:00 AM and then take them to a temporary processing station. Some ended up on buses with a Homeward Bound ticket that afternoon. IDK if they do that anymore…

Double Illegal Parking, in Golden Gate Park

Thursday, September 28th, 2017

The first problem is that the car is pointing the wrong way. The second problem is that you can’t park here on JFK:

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It’s going to take a looooong time before people figure this out, maybe a few decades…

Scotland has TESSIE, Frisco has TEZZI, a Tech Bro’s Tesla Model S

Thursday, September 28th, 2017

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SPIRITUAL GANGSTER, the Best Kind

Wednesday, September 27th, 2017

Depeche mode:

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