The Only Thing Worse Than the Line to Get into MARUGAME UDON is the Line to Get to the Line to Get into MARUGAME UDON

See what I mean?

I was already thinking man, that’s a long line, and then I saw where it really starts:

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All the deets.

(Meanwhile, all points north of here at the Stonestown Mall look like scenes from Omega Man, owing to the big hulking empty Macy’s.)

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One Response to “The Only Thing Worse Than the Line to Get into MARUGAME UDON is the Line to Get to the Line to Get into MARUGAME UDON”

  1. Jennifer Crowley says:

    Wait–why are we waiting so long?
    Isn’t there a disruptive solution to all this?
    Siri: get me my udon immediately and adjust this barcalounger!
    Where is the queue reservation app when I need it?
    Can I pay someone to stand in line for me?
    Buddy, can you spare a strike?

    Gives new meaning to the term “waiter.”
    “Hey waiter, there’s a bug in my soup! I think it’s recording my complaints!”

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