Archive for the ‘advertising’ Category

Dot-Matrix Skywriting in the Skies Over Hippie Hill on 420 Day – New School Advertising Requiring Five Pilots

Monday, April 25th, 2016

Five pilots were necessary for this pizza ad, unless these were drones, which I doubt they were:

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The ad was dispersing afore it had even been completed, oh well

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“GET FRESHLY BAKED AT PAX.COM” was the mesage I think.

Unusual Lyft Ad: “DISTINGUISHED SOCIETY OF PEOPLE WHO GET IT” – An Appeal to Flattery ala Charles Manson

Friday, April 22nd, 2016

First. let’s talk Cole Street, where Chuck Manson use to live, win friends, and influence people.

Second, let’s move a few blocks over to Masonic, also in the 94117, to see this Mansonesque appeal to flattery:

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(Hey, what are Lyft drivers supposed to think about after seeing this, you know, when they themselves are “sitting in traffic, looking for a place to park [or just giving up and parking illegally], and sweating monthly car payments?”)

All right, welcome to the Lyft Family, you good-looking, “clued-in” Gentle Readers you.

MUNI Ad Update: Oh, “F.A.S.T.” _is_ Medicine, If “Fast Aspirin” + Caffeine is Medicine

Tuesday, April 19th, 2016

Oh, [see Comments] so this IS medicine, of a sort.

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In that case, our SFMTA is giving you a green light for your binge-drinking problem, hurrah!

 

Our Poorly-Negotiated Super Bowl 50 Deal Keeps on Giving – Pepsi Ads Remain on Broadway, Oh Well

Friday, April 15th, 2016

It will never leave us…

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Word on the Street: “GOLF. ART. CULTURE.” – Guess Which Word Doesn’t Belong – SPOILER: GOLF

Wednesday, April 6th, 2016

What the Hell, Man?

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What’s next? TRUMP. ART. CULTURE?

I cry foul.

This Rolling Billboard-on-Wheels Truck is Unstoppable – SFGov is Powerless to Regulate – Guess Which Amendment Protects Them

Friday, March 25th, 2016

That’s right, our First Amendment prevents local regulation, pretty much.

Read it and weep, Frisco!

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So there’s nothing to stop the crush of these orange Boost ads from circling and circling during rush hour.

Oh well

We would circle and we’d circle and we’d circle to stop and consider and centered on the pavement stacked up all the trucks jacked up and our wheels in slush and orange crush in pocket and all this here county, hell, any county, it’s just like heaven here, and I was remembering and I was just in a different county and all then this whirlybird that I headed for I had my goggles pulled off; I knew it all, I knew every back road and every truck stop…

 

So We’re Still Advertising for ORACLE Years After the America’s Cup Fiasco? – Yes, on the Temporary Pier 80 Homeless Shelter

Friday, March 11th, 2016

Did Larry Ellison ever get those 99-year leases he wanted from us, you know, in exchange for making us all rich, for “activating” our “world-class” “natural amphitheater?”

I’ll tell you, back in aught-ten, a newcomer had just moved to town – he called the original deal, the southern waterfront 99-year lease proposal, a “wonderful opportunity without a downside.” Of course we had a lot of downsides, and we’re still paying for them. Is this giant ad going to be here forever, or as long as the building is with us?

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This sign has been up for what, a half-decade now? One wonders why…

Just Saying, But Frisco Is NOT 49 Square Miles: Get Your Kicks in the 46 vs. “Shop & Dine in the 49”

Wednesday, March 9th, 2016

First of all, let’s play a game of identifying the northernmost, southernmost, westernmost, and easternmost points of San Francisco. If you guess, you’re going to make mistakes.

Hint: They’re all islands, some are mere “rocks.”

SPOILER 

SPOILER

All right, in no particular order, here are the answers:

Seal Rock, aka Saddle Rock

Red Rock

North Farallon Islands

Alameda Island

How’d you do? Check here.

Now, add up all the San Francisco County land area amidst these points and you’ll get 46.something square miles. Sry.

Anyway, this is wrong:

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So that’s your answer, 46 square miles. Oh, you want to round up to 47? OK. No but really you want to round up to 49, you know, for the poetry of it all?

Well, then why not round up to 50, or 100 square miles then?

Of course, back in the day, 49 square miles was a fair guess – 7×7 right? But the problem with that is geography. We were forgetting the Great San Francisco Bight, the part of SF’s northwestern corner that just aint there.

These days, of course, we have the tools to be accurate.

Just saying.

Move In Right Next Door to Mark Zuckerberg in the Mission for Just $3.5 Million? Open House Tomorrow, March 8th

Monday, March 7th, 2016

Shown in the middle here – Zuck’s place (under construction at the time of the photo) is on the left

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(And consider that the Zuckerbergs paid $10 mil.)

All the deets on Your New Home:

3442 21st St,
San Francisco, CA 94110
5,139 sqft

FOR SALE
$3,495,000

Experience the pinnacle of San Francisco living – be inspired by bridge-to-bridge views from this trophy property atop the Liberty Hill Historic District. This grand scale Marina-style building sits on a 30′ x 114′ lot and features two full-floor flats and a two-level garden apartment (unwarranted). The home is detached on 3 sides providing abundant light and a serene sense of openness to each of the units. The top 2 floors feature over-sized, light-filled rooms, hardwood floors, crown molding, and wood burning fireplaces. A lush rear garden, abundant storage, workshop and parking for 3 cars finish this home perfectly. Located at the crest of Fair Oaks, the home is dramatic from the entry facade to the panoramic views from each level

OPEN HOUSE
3/8 12pm-1:30pm

FACTS
Lot: 3,419 sqft
Multi Family
Built in 1928
3 days on Zillow
Views since listing: 864
All time views: 865
6 shoppers saved this home
Price/sqft: $680
MLS #: 442697″

NCRIC: The “Northern California Regional Intelligence Center?” – “REPORT SUSPICIOUS ACTIVITY?” – How We Live in 2016

Wednesday, March 2nd, 2016

So what’s NCRIC – it has something to do with HIDTA (Northern California High Intensity Drug Trafficking Area)?

As seen on the side of bus from our quite horrible MUNI transit system:

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And both these outfits don’t merit Wikipedia entries excepting for this Kevin V. Ryan hagiography written by an Interested Party at an Area Law Firm?

Here’s something:

“The Northern California Regional Intelligence Center (NCRIC) is an Intelligence Sharing Initiative owned and operated by the Federal, State and Local Public Safety Partners of the Region.”

And there’s this:

“The NCRIC was established by the Northern California High Intensity Drug Trafficking Area (NC HIDTA) Executive Board, combining the personnel, intelligence and investigative resources of that region’s Investigatve [sic] Support Center (ISC) and the Northern California Regional Threat Assessment Center (NC RTAC)NCRIC is an integral component of The National Fusion Center Enterprise and is one of 78 State Governor designated and DHS recognized fusion centers in The United States.”

(Hey, do “About Us” webpages from the gov’mint typically have typos? Nope.)

So what’s up with all this alphabet soup? IDK

Is it a good thing or a bad thing? IDK

All right, keep alert, fellow Americans…