Archive for the ‘advertising’ Category

Santa Has a Problem, and Our SFMTA is an Enabler – “Coca Cola,Taste the Feeling” – “MUNI [Not So] RAPID, MUNI [Not So] RAPID”

Monday, November 21st, 2016

It really was a sugar tax, wasn’t it, Santa?

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You’re Fired: Sonic.Com ISP Certainly Wants You to Cut the Cord

Monday, November 14th, 2016

Ooh, feisty!

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As they say, check your area for Gigabit service

Falun Gong Uses the SFMTA to Troll Our Chinese Consulate?

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2016

This same ad here seen right across the street from San Francisco’s Chinese Consulate?

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Is this a mere coincidence?

12 Bear Flags – If Andy Warhol had Lived in Frisco Instead of New Yawk

Wednesday, November 2nd, 2016

What’s the point of this billboard at Cal Kearny?

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Our SFPUC Makes Everybody a Superhero – Somehow – Marketing “CleanPowerSF”

Thursday, October 27th, 2016

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(ClearChannel cleaned up all this glass. which I hadn’t noticed, the next day, but this bus stop gets attacked often, oh well.)

IDK, SFPUC – if everybody’s a superhero then nobody’s a superhero, right?

Lemme just say I don’t understand/am confused by the following on this page:

“Community over Profits” [A Capital “P,” right, Comrades?]

“Because CleanPowerSF is not-for-profit…” [Our SFPUC is a not-for-profit?]

“Your choice will localize energy, create jobs and stabilize energy prices.” [Doesn’t PG&E “create” jobs too? “Stabilize?”]

“Small Premium, Big Impact” [Or Big Premium, Small Impact? Just saying.]

“SuperGreen pay the applicable Green rate plus an additional $0.02/kWh.” [SuperGreen – who dat?]

“That’s a small investment with big returns for the environment and the local community.” [Or extremely small returns?]

“Upgrade your service to SuperGreen…” [But it’s the same service though, right? It’s the same juice from PG&E, right?]

And what’s up with the rates for regular PG&E v. Non-SuperGreen?

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So, best case scenario is that, after a monthly PG&E fee you gotta pay to NOT have PG&E, a “typical” bill will be $66.40, as opposed to … $66.40?

Note that I rounded the numbers there, to the nearest nickel. Speaking of which, why not round PG&E’s percentage up to 30%, you know, why not?

Hey SFPUC, your desks inside the windmill building in Civic Center cost $20 grand each? Hey, is that “sustainable?” Oh, yes, and no? Hey, how about financially?

So many questions about the CleanPowerSF…

SFMTA Goes Falun Gong – What Would Rose Pak Think of This?

Tuesday, October 25th, 2016

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BTW, MUNI RAPID means MUNI LIMITED.

Market Street Update: Stripper at Crazy Horse Gentlemen’s Club Hearts Handguns?

Thursday, September 22nd, 2016

980 Market as seen from Market:

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Entire SFMTA MUNI Bus “Wrapped” to Criticise Salesforce.com – I’ve Never Seen This

Thursday, September 22nd, 2016

From a distance, I thought this was a school bus:

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Some other similar ads mock interns loading data into SF all summer long, something like that.

So now Salesforce has become an ogre itself, like Oracle, Microsoft, or IBM? IDK about that.

Just Try to Make Sense of this Ad Campaign from SFMTA/MUNI/DPT – “Let Him Get Home Too?”

Wednesday, September 14th, 2016

Whose neighbor what?

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Giant Fake Victorian Kiosk at Sutter and Market is Back to Work After Getting Taken Out by an SFMTA Taxi

Friday, September 9th, 2016

See it on the left there – they’re still working on it:

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I’m sure we’re all happy that it’s back, except what does it do? Nothing? So why do we have it there? Oh, to pay for a public bathroom, except where is it?

This crazy, cheesy, steampunk bathroom/ad contract should NOT be renewed…