Archive for the ‘advertising’ Category

Indecisive Unions: Who’s Responsible for the $15 CA Minimum Wage – Unpopular Mayor Ed Lee or Lt Gov Gavin Newsom?

Tuesday, May 31st, 2016

I’m not sure what the point of these giants ads is.

Anyway, here’s what you can now see in Frisco:

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And here’s what you now see in, well, it’s not exactly Sacramento, but let’s call it that, close enough:

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I don’t think we’re meant to see both these political ads.

Here’s What Happens When You Advertise on an SFMTA / MUNI Bus Stop Ad – Poor SHINOLA Detroit!

Monday, May 23rd, 2016

This kind of thing, as seen recently on the windswept Geary Transit Corridor…

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…has precedents:

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You know what I think? I think that sometimes companies pay money to Clear Channel Outdoor so that it will send part of that money to out sad-sack SFMTA and then maybe SFGov / the SFMTA will then look kindlier upon said generous companies. So it’s kind of more like a bribe / kickback / apology than a pure, earnest attempt at advertising.

I could cite examples…

So the Kung Fu Panda Film Series was Merely a Plot to Sell Us Tofu? – Jack Black Sells Out to Big Soy on a Big Bus

Tuesday, May 17th, 2016

This sure looks like Jack Black dressed as a Panda:

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What’s next, Fred Flintstone selling cigarettes?

Word on the Street: “Adaptive Segmentation Eliminates the Attack Surface” – Well, Of Course!

Friday, May 13th, 2016

I mean, DUH:

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It goes without saying, am I right?

I mean, the other way to go would be with severalĀ oblique firefly overlockers, you know, laid out in mutually supportive positions. Those attack surfaces would start wishing they were never born after tangling with a few oblique overlockers, I’ll tell you. Anyway, that’s how I’d do it, and it’d be a lot cheaper than whatever the illumio people would quote you I’m sure.

Turns Out This Large Billboard for Levi’s is Actually a Just Another Corporate Bus

Thursday, May 5th, 2016

As seen in the Financh:

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SERENITY NOW! – All Teeth Will Just Love This “DENTAL SPA” – Take Your Mouth on Vacation at 345 California

Thursday, May 5th, 2016

Your teeth deserve it. Take them in and get some serenity for them. Demand it. Now!

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In closing, serenity now!

Billboards Aren’t Allowed in Golden Gate Park, Except When They Are – Presenting the ANGRY BIRDS MOVIE, Larger Than Life

Tuesday, May 3rd, 2016

As seen entering Golden Gate Park:

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Dot-Matrix Skywriting in the Skies Over Hippie Hill on 420 Day – New School Advertising Requiring Five Pilots

Monday, April 25th, 2016

Five pilots were necessary for this pizza ad, unless these were drones, which I doubt they were:

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The ad was dispersing afore it had even been completed, oh well

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“GET FRESHLY BAKED AT PAX.COM” was the mesage I think.

Unusual Lyft Ad: “DISTINGUISHED SOCIETY OF PEOPLE WHO GET IT” – An Appeal to Flattery ala Charles Manson

Friday, April 22nd, 2016

First. let’s talk Cole Street, where Chuck Manson use to live, win friends, and influence people.

Second, let’s move a few blocks over to Masonic, also in the 94117, to see this Mansonesque appeal to flattery:

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(Hey, what are Lyft drivers supposed to think about after seeing this, you know, when they themselves areĀ “sitting in traffic, looking for a place to park [or just giving up and parking illegally], and sweating monthly car payments?”)

All right, welcome to the Lyft Family, you good-looking, “clued-in” Gentle Readers you.

MUNI Ad Update: Oh, “F.A.S.T.” _is_ Medicine, If “Fast Aspirin” + Caffeine is Medicine

Tuesday, April 19th, 2016

Oh, [see Comments] so this IS medicine, of a sort.

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In that case, our SFMTA is giving you a green light for your binge-drinking problem, hurrah!