Archive for the ‘advertising’ Category

Twitterloin Update: BIG BOY MARKET is Still With Us, Through Advertising

Wednesday, August 24th, 2016

First, the corner of Golden Gate and Leavenworth was all like this:

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But then it got hounded by SFGov, so it went away

And then, oddly, it became 826 Valencia:

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But around the corner, you see that BIG BOY MARKET is still making money off of the intersection of Golden Gate and Leavenworth, through advertising:

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Hey, do I question whether the “real problems” of the Twitterloin originate(d?) from a “handful of lawless corner stores” the way CWNevius says?

I do.

How the SFMTA Makes Money: “CHEATED ON? Protect Yourself”

Wednesday, August 17th, 2016

Gee, thanks MUNI.

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Man, I’m being cheated [up]on! I gotta get me a prenup for sure now!(?)

All right, protect yourself.

Play us out, Staple Singers:

Wow, that’s mellow. How about Madonna instead?

Ooh, bouncy! That’s the ticket.

All right, a pre-nup for sure now. Thanks, MUNI bus!

Special “Rolling Billboard” Advertising Truck Parking on the Sidewalks of Market Street – Your 1st Amendment in Action

Thursday, August 11th, 2016

I’ll tell you, SFGov DOES NOT LIKE these advertising trucks rolling about the streets of San Francisco, but there’s not much Frisco can do about them.

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I suppose a parking ticket would be in order…

How Well Does Our SFMTA Manage MUNI Bus Ads? Events from June Still Being Advertised in August

Wednesday, August 10th, 2016

See?

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Gee, I hope these entities aren’t still paying the SFMTA.

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Perhaps the SFMTA should lower their asking prices?

Or something…

Word from MUNI: “BOYCOTT ISRAEL”

Monday, August 8th, 2016

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Lawyer Ad or realtor Ad? – As Seen on the Back of a MUNI Bus

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2016

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Indecisive Unions: Who’s Responsible for the $15 CA Minimum Wage – Unpopular Mayor Ed Lee or Lt Gov Gavin Newsom?

Tuesday, May 31st, 2016

I’m not sure what the point of these giants ads is.

Anyway, here’s what you can now see in Frisco:

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And here’s what you now see in, well, it’s not exactly Sacramento, but let’s call it that, close enough:

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I don’t think we’re meant to see both these political ads.

Here’s What Happens When You Advertise on an SFMTA / MUNI Bus Stop Ad – Poor SHINOLA Detroit!

Monday, May 23rd, 2016

This kind of thing, as seen recently on the windswept Geary Transit Corridor…

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…has precedents:

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You know what I think? I think that sometimes companies pay money to Clear Channel Outdoor so that it will send part of that money to out sad-sack SFMTA and then maybe SFGov / the SFMTA will then look kindlier upon said generous companies. So it’s kind of more like a bribe / kickback / apology than a pure, earnest attempt at advertising.

I could cite examples…

So the Kung Fu Panda Film Series was Merely a Plot to Sell Us Tofu? – Jack Black Sells Out to Big Soy on a Big Bus

Tuesday, May 17th, 2016

This sure looks like Jack Black dressed as a Panda:

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What’s next, Fred Flintstone selling cigarettes?

Word on the Street: “Adaptive Segmentation Eliminates the Attack Surface” – Well, Of Course!

Friday, May 13th, 2016

I mean, DUH:

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It goes without saying, am I right?

I mean, the other way to go would be with several¬†oblique firefly overlockers, you know, laid out in mutually supportive positions. Those attack surfaces would start wishing they were never born after tangling with a few oblique overlockers, I’ll tell you. Anyway, that’s how I’d do it, and it’d be a lot cheaper than whatever the illumio people would quote you I’m sure.