First. let’s talk Cole Street, where Chuck Manson use to live, win friends, and influence people.
Second, let’s move a few blocks over to Masonic, also in the 94117, to see this Mansonesque appeal to flattery:
(Hey, what are Lyft drivers supposed to think about after seeing this, you know, when they themselves are “sitting in traffic, looking for a place to park [or just giving up and parking illegally], and sweating monthly car payments?”)
All right, welcome to the Lyft Family, you good-looking, “clued-in” Gentle Readers you.