Archive for the ‘art’ Category

Falun Gong Moves In to the 94117 – Goodbye Boys and Girls Club, Hello Fei Tian Academy

Friday, August 28th, 2015

All The Deets, from Amy Stephenson of Hoodline.

As seen near Page and Shrader

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And here are ever more deets on the “Falun Gong Show,” from late-aughts SFistund late-aughts The New Republic*.

*Back when it was better. Sorry

Discovered Art, Golden Gate Park: Robin Williams Stencils

Thursday, August 13th, 2015

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Jurassic World, 94117 – NYCHOS WEIRD LORDS – Oh, So That’s What the Inside of a Dinosaur Looks Like

Thursday, August 6th, 2015

Bam, it’s NYCHOS all up in your grill:

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Two Great Tastes That Taste Great Together: “Disney and Dali: Architects of the Imagination” Runs Through 1/3/2016 in the Presidio

Tuesday, August 4th, 2015

All the deets on the improbable bond between the mastermind of Disneyland and the Spanish painter of reality-bending images:

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Disney and Dali: Architects of the Imagination: July 10-Jan. 3 at Walt Disney Family Museum, 104 Montgomery St., the Presidio, San Francisco, 413-345-6800 or www.waltdisney.org. Hours: 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Wed.-Mon. $20, $15 students and seniors, $12 ages 6-17. Exhibition moves to Dali Museum in St. Petersburg, Fla., in 2016″

Forget About That Blue and Gold Dress: Do You See Two Cats or a Cat and a Pig?

Friday, July 24th, 2015

The one on the left is definitely ID’ed as a cat, but I’m seeing a lot of bear or pig or bear-pig in the unlabeled and supposed “cat” on the right:

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Bears have muzzles and piggies have muzzles, but cats don’t have muzzles, right?

See for yourself at our CalAcademy in GGP

But What’s The Rent? – A 65 Square-Foot Studio Trailer Gets Parked on Market, to “Activate” the “Street Scene”

Friday, July 10th, 2015

This is what it looks like:

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Sam Whiting explains here in the San Francisco Chronicle:

Art studio on wheels moves down Market Street

Mmmm, no comments? Perhaps this attempt at a paywall is working too well.

But all right, here’s the SFGate version – surely the rabble will chirp up with comments like, “Well, what’s the rent?” Or maybe, “Smallest Studio in the Twitterloin, 0 bdrms, o bths, reclaimed wood?” 

Art studio on wheels moves down Market Street

Nope. Just one comment. This is the least amount of NEMA-mocking I’ve ever seen, when the topic of the NEMA is raised:

“So, if Studio One were to break down, would it be NEMA-towed?”

Get it? Nematode – cause like “worms,” right? (Oh, I don’t get it, oh well.)

Hey, speaking of NeMA, there’s still no rent control there, so giant rent hikes are coming your way. It will happen like this:

“We looked at what we’re charging for new rents and what the rent trends are in the market. We came up with the following renewal offer by lease terms…”

And then BAM! You get hit with a 24% (or whatever) rent increase (on top of an already high rent) after just one year. Speaking of which, here’s what one Yelper recently had to say about the NEMA. So many details!

I’ll tell you, lots of SF newcomers move into buildings without knowing that rent control won’t apply to them. And they don’t know the first thing about rental deposit refunds until they hit for charges that they don’t have to pay and that they shouldn’t pay. IMO.

And I’ll tell you, I don’t work for SFGov, so it’s not my job to “activate” the “New Market” “Streetscape” with umpty-up art displays. IMO. SFGov should focus on the basics.

JMO

Epilogue: “This Badly-Neglected Sculpture is Administered by the San Francisco Arts Commission” – As Seen in Golden Gate Park

Wednesday, June 10th, 2015

Huh:

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ATTENTION ARTISTS: Make Art With Free Metal from the Old East Span – It’s the “Bay Bridge Steel Program” – Apply Now – Steel is Real

Wednesday, June 3rd, 2015

Here’s your link.

“OAKLAND MUSEUM OF CALIFORNIA TO ADMINISTER DISTRIBUTION OF SALVAGED STEEL FROM BAY BRIDGE FOR CREATIVE REUSE

OMCA working with Toll Bridge Program Oversight Committee to support process of distributing steel from historic landmark for public projects in California”

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All Panel Vans Left Out Overnight on the Streets of San Francisco Get Tagged, Except for This One – 1AMSF.Com?

Thursday, May 7th, 2015

Not sure what local homeowners associations, such as the NOPNA in NoPA, would think of this area bidness:

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A Real Estate Empire Masquerading as an Art School – It’s AoA’s World, We’re Just Living In It…

Tuesday, May 5th, 2015

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Monet, bo-ney
Croquet, roset
Chimay, Sheneneh
KKK layaway stay away
Patti Mayonnaise, Doug Funnie
Brown bunny, money, money

Pay me, Baby
CCAC, S-C-A-D
Thats SCAD its really rad

Whats really rad, who’s really your dad
R-I-S-D, thats RISD

Toss the Frisbee, Cooper Union
Thats what I’m doin’, thats what I’m doin’
Toss the Frisbee, Cooper Union
Thats what I’m doin’, thats what I’m doin’

Pratt, SVA
Fozzie wakka wakka like lady esé
Pratt, Pratt, SVA
Fozzie wakka wakka like lady esé