Archive for the ‘bidness’ Category

Inner Inner Richmond Hard-Sell on Geary: “SALE – FUTON & BED – Just FUTON – FUTON – OPEN – BED – BIG SALE”

Wednesday, November 4th, 2015

Gee, I wonder if they’re having a sale?

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West of Masonic but east of the Great Sand Wastes…

Oh, Rec and Park Raises Prices 14% at Japanese Tea Garden, Coit Tower, Conservatory, and Strybing – Now $8 Each

Friday, October 16th, 2015

Price for admission at all these places was $7 in 2014, but now in 2015 it’s $8? News to me.

I suppose Rec & Park doesn’t make a big deal about raising prices, or maybe they did and I just missed it. IDK.

All the deets:

Japanese Tea Garden


Strybing Arboretum, aka San Francisco Botanical Garden


Coit Tower


Conservatory of Flowers



Plumpjack Squaw Valley Inn: Nothing But White People? – Interesting Photo – Gavin Newsom Founder/Partner

Thursday, September 10th, 2015

1. Here’s your challenge – find anybody at Plumpjack Squaw Valley Inn who isn’t white white white.

(MARIA: Sherman? SHERMAN: Yes, Maria. MARIA Where are all the white people? SHERMAN: Plumpjack Squaw Valley Inn!)

2. And what are we supposed to be looking at here?

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Just asking…

Perhaps Not the Best Name for a Business in the Parkside So Close to So Many Schools: JUICEBOX VAPOR

Thursday, August 27th, 2015

You know, just saying.

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Trumor: Apple to Introduce iPhone 6 and 6 Plus Replacements At Bill Graham Auditorium in Civic Center on Sept 9th

Monday, August 24th, 2015

All the deets:

“Apple is widely expected to reveal the iPhone 6S and the iPhone 6S Plus at an event on September the 9th.”

People are complaining already.

“Who pays for the costs to staff the SFPD officers and for the SFPD vehicles that are used at this venue?  The private company organizing the event, or San Francisco taxpayers?”

Well, I’ll field this one. Apple will throw us a few bucks.

Anyway, I’ve never been wrong on a TRUMOR yet. We’ll see…

The New, Reuseable Costco Shopping Bags are Here! – Huge! – $1.50 Each – International Orange – Puts Frisco On the Map

Tuesday, August 11th, 2015

A four-pack costs $5.99.

These replace the famous green ones. Two sets of handles, Golden Gate Bridge motif, NORTHERN CALIFORNIA on the side.

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Oh what a day. 

What a lovely day!

Corporate Joke: “ENBRIGHTEN” from GE – Making a Verb a Verb Again

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015

[UPDATE: And, oh yes, A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man – see Comments.]

Here you go, know your en- and your -en

Prefix: en- “…forming verbs”

Suffix: -en “makes the word a verb”

Put them together and you’ve got enbrighten:

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The only similar I can think of is enliven, which, of course, is a synonym of liven.

(Srs. suggestion: Why not Enbright instead? )

All right, GE, keep on enbrightening our world…

Bartertown, 94572 – AKA Conoco Phillips Rodeo Refinery – At the Fury Road Intersection, 1380 San Pablo Avenue

Friday, June 5th, 2015

No CGI – it’s all real, even the sky.

Aunty explains that Bartertown depends on a crude methane refinery powered by pig feces, which is run by a dwarf called Master and his giant bodyguard Blaster.

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And if the blue sky mining company won’t come to my rescue/
If the oil refining company won’t save me/
Who’s gonna save me?
Who’s gonna save me?