Archive for the ‘bidness’ Category

Perhaps Not the Best Name for a Business in the Parkside So Close to So Many Schools: JUICEBOX VAPOR

Thursday, August 27th, 2015

You know, just saying.

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Trumor: Apple to Introduce iPhone 6 and 6 Plus Replacements At Bill Graham Auditorium in Civic Center on Sept 9th

Monday, August 24th, 2015

All the deets:

“Apple is widely expected to reveal the iPhone 6S and the iPhone 6S Plus at an event on September the 9th.”

People are complaining already.

“Who pays for the costs to staff the SFPD officers and for the SFPD vehicles that are used at this venue?  The private company organizing the event, or San Francisco taxpayers?”

Well, I’ll field this one. Apple will throw us a few bucks.

Anyway, I’ve never been wrong on a TRUMOR yet. We’ll see…

The New, Reuseable Costco Shopping Bags are Here! – Huge! – $1.50 Each – International Orange – Puts Frisco On the Map

Tuesday, August 11th, 2015

A four-pack costs $5.99.

These replace the famous green ones. Two sets of handles, Golden Gate Bridge motif, NORTHERN CALIFORNIA on the side.

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Oh what a day. 

What a lovely day!

Corporate Joke: “ENBRIGHTEN” from GE – Making a Verb a Verb Again

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015

[UPDATE: And, oh yes, A Noble Spirit Embiggens The Smallest Man – see Comments.]

Here you go, know your en- and your -en

Prefix: en- “…forming verbs”

Suffix: -en “makes the word a verb”

Put them together and you’ve got enbrighten:

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The only similar I can think of is enliven, which, of course, is a synonym of liven.

(Srs. suggestion: Why not Enbright instead? )

All right, GE, keep on enbrightening our world…

Bartertown, 94572 – AKA Conoco Phillips Rodeo Refinery – At the Fury Road Intersection, 1380 San Pablo Avenue

Friday, June 5th, 2015

No CGI – it’s all real, even the sky.

Aunty explains that Bartertown depends on a crude methane refinery powered by pig feces, which is run by a dwarf called Master and his giant bodyguard Blaster.

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And if the blue sky mining company won’t come to my rescue/
If the oil refining company won’t save me/
Who’s gonna save me?
Who’s gonna save me?

The Most Hostile Tip Jar Notice I’ve Ever Seen: “Nice People Always Tip! [Smiley Face] Thanks!”

Tuesday, May 26th, 2015

Here you go:

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So, just logically here, uh, ergo:

If you’ve ever failed to leave a tip in any tip jar you’ve encountered, you know, ever, then you can’t possibly be a nice person.

Just saying…

Something New: “PopExpert” – “Notable Experts Include Ashton Kutcher” – “How To Get Glam Red Lips” – “Bees and Ukulele”

Wednesday, May 13th, 2015

I don’t know, man.

As seen near Home Plate, 94123:

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Sounds like we’re monetizing Eat, Pray, Love?

(Ashton Kutcher, heh! PopExpert, PopChips – he covers the bases.)

As stated, I don’t know, man.

Our Former Honey Baked Ham Store at 2190 Geary Near Divisadero Should Be a Medical Building, But What It Is is EMPTY – For Years!

Friday, May 8th, 2015

The only time I hear about Geary and Divisadero, the Great Crossroads of the Western Addition, is when crime occurs on a MUNI bus or at a MUNI bus stop.

And imagine trying to make money slinging hams at this windswept location with no parking.

Somebody should do something with this place, is all I’m saying:

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San Francisco City Target Infrastructure Color Coding: Pink for Girls and Blue for Boys

Wednesday, April 29th, 2015

Aisle after aisle:

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