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Friday, May 17th, 2013
Look, it’s totally wide open:

Just saying, Brocephus
Tags: 2013, bay area, building, california, City Hall, civc center, construction, fox plaza, market, open, Polk, roof, San Francisco, street, sunroof, tall
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Thursday, April 25th, 2013
Here’s the bus ad:

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And here’s the punchline:
“Paramount Group is going on the offensive on the waterfront, trying to build early community support for a planned 350-foot-tall condominium tower at 75 Howard St. in San Francisco.”
Wow, a war metaphor plus the word “offensive” in the same sentence as the “350-foot-tall condominium” that’s to be on the waterfront. Let’s call that a two-fer.
Oh, and who’s the spokesmodel for 75 Howard? Well, if Hitler came back from the dead and wanted to make money erecting tall buildings right near The Embarcadero, he’d dump Goebbels and hire … former Willie Brown spokesmodel PJ Johnston:
“On Jan. 10, Paramount held a community meeting to gather comments from neighbors. ‘This is a voluntary step on our part,”’ said project spokesman P.J. Johnston. ‘It’s not required, but it seems like the right thing to do.”*
So it all comes together.
Enjoy your new building, SoMA!
And people, if you have the luxury of walking to work every day, then sure, why not do it?
“Specialties: Policy advocacy, strategic communications, campaign planning, nonprofit management, communications coaching and spokesperson training, media outreach, writing, editing, research, and yoga teaching too”
* On Jan. 10, 1939, the Third Reich held a community meeting to gather comments from non-German speaking neighbors of the Sudetenland. ’This is a voluntary step on our part,’ said project spokesman Joseph “PJ” Goebbels. ’It’s not required by the Munich Agreement, but it seemed like the right thing to do.’
Tags: 2013, 75 howard, bay area, california, CEO, charity, Elizabeth Stampe, Embarcadero, inc, non-proiteers, P.J. Johnston, Paramount Group, pj johnson, San Francisco, spokesperson, walk sf, walk to work day, walksf, waterfront
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Thursday, March 14th, 2013
First, our PacBell Building in SoMA was all like this.
Then is was all like this.
Now it’s all like this, so you can see through entire floors.
Say hello to the higher floors of a totally gutted building:

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If only San Francisco were the Innovation Capital of the World or something, then we wouldn’t have a bunch of empty buildings sitting around for years and decades.
On It Goes…
Tags: 140 new montgomery, 2011, 2013, abandoned, actor, area, atop, bay area, building, california, construction, cranes, directly below the enemy's scrotum, eagles, empty, gutted, john tuturro, liebherr, market, mission, ne montgomery, neo gothic, neogothic, pac bell, pacbell, pacbell building, pacific bell, San Francisco, see-through, skyscraper, soma, souht, statues, Stockbridge Capital Partners, stories, street, Swiss, switzerland, top, transformer, Transformers, transformers ii, when trannies attack, white, Wilson Meany Sullivan, workers, yellow, yelp
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Wednesday, March 6th, 2013
Ooh, it’s a beauty contest to see what’s going to replace the Sports Basement near Crissy Field.
I’ll tell you, the proposal from George Lucas stands out, does it not?
Check it:

He’s all, “There is a world of young people who need to be inspired” ‘n stuff.
Consider him a front-runner.
All the deets and info from the 16 contestants:
“CONCEPTS ABOUND FOR RE-USE OF PRESIDIO’S FORMER COMMISSARY BUILDING - WIDE RANGE OF PROPOSALS TO BE CONSIDERED
Presidio of San Francisco (March 5, 2013) – The Presidio Trust announced today that it has received 16 concept proposals for repurposing a stunning site on Crissy Field in the Presidio of San Francisco, a national park site and national historic landmark district just south of the Golden Gate Bridge.
“We are encouraged with the number and quality of responses and look forward to engaging the public and evaluating concepts over the coming months,” said Craig Middleton, the Trust’s executive director. “Finding a new purpose for this incomparable site clearly has stirred the imaginations of teams from around the country.”
The 16 concepts are:
Tags: 2013, bay area, beauty, building, california, campus, commissary, contest, county, Crissy Field, geroge lucas, Letterman, lucas cultural arts museum, marin, military, museum, park, presidio, Presidio Historical Association, Presidio Hysterical Association, Presidio Trust, proposals, ranch, replace, San Francisco, skywalker, sports basement, start wars, trust
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Wednesday, March 6th, 2013
Except this guy didn’t fly away using balloons. He stayed put and watched larger buildings go up around him.
Anytown, USA plopped down on busy, busy Oak Street, San Francisco:

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Tags: 2013, animated, balloons, bay area, california, carl fredrickson, Cartoon, film, fly, house, man, oak, old, Pixar, real, real life, San Francisco, star, stret, up, white
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Thursday, February 28th, 2013
What the Hell is this, just south of the slot at Market and Second?

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I cry foul.
Tags: 2013, 94104, 94105, architecture, bay area, building, california, Clock, market, San Francisco, south
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Thursday, February 14th, 2013
Look at this monster perched high atop 140 New Montgomery Street, up there with all those Neo-Gothic eagle statues.
Reminds of when Devastator climbed up one of those pyramids in that Transformers II movie…

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Anyway, the abandoned Pac Bell building no longer looks like it belongs in Detroit, so that’s good.
Look for Yelp to move in this year, directly under the enemy’s scrotum.
“The PacBell Building or 140 New Montgomery Street in San Francisco’s South of Market district is a Neo-Gothic, 132.6 m (435 ft) office tower located close to the St. Regis Museum Tower and the San Francisco Museum of Modern Art.[1] The 26-floorbuilding was completed in 1925 and was San Francisco’s first significant skyscraper development when construction began in 1924.[1] The building was the tallest in San Francisco until the Russ Building matched its height two years later in 1927″
Tags: 140 new montgomery, 2013, actor, area, atop, bay area, building, california, construction, cranes, directly below the enemy's scrotum, eagles, john tuturro, liebherr, market, neo gothic, neogothic, pac bell, pacbell building, pacific bell, San Francisco, soma, souht, statues, Swiss, switzerland, top, transformer, Transformers, transformers ii, when trannies attack, white, workers, yellow, yelp
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Thursday, January 10th, 2013
100 McAllister in the Tenderloin / Twitterloin started off life as a church / hotel.
Can you tell?

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Tags: 2012, 2013, apartments, bay area, building, california, church, cross, hotel, law school, leavenworth, mcallister, mcallister tower, San Francisco, street, tenderloin, twitterloin, uc hastings
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Friday, January 4th, 2013
See?

Petroleum powers cars and ships – I suppose that’s The Message from the Builders of 225 Bush.
Contrast that with the message from the current owners of 225 Bush found on this Wiki entry, which reads like an advertisement for potential tenants.
Or in other words, “This article’s tone or style may not reflect the encyclopedic tone used on Wikipedia.”
Indeed.
Tags: 2012, 225 Bush, bay area, building, california, chevron, derrick, emblem, financial district, global warming, il, propeller, San Francisco, sansome, ship, smoke cloud, Standard Oil, Standard Oil Building, street, Wheel, wikipedia
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Thursday, November 29th, 2012
Near Mervyn’s Heights:

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NB: Never use the term “starchitect” without putting it inside quote marks or otherwise showing the reader what a joke the word is.
Tags: 2012, architect, bay area, beautiful, box, Brace, california, Cantilever, pipe, San Francisco, Starchitect, ugly
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