Archive for the ‘cars’ Category

Oh, How the Locals Will Gape at Your Ferrari as You Parade It Through Union Square – Giant Windows, Mirror Finish

Friday, October 21st, 2016

Here’s the back of the flatbed truck hauling your new/newish Ferrari on Geary to your crib, which I’m guessing is in Pac Heights.

Now, I get why the tow truck is enclosed, but I don’t get the mirror finish and the giant picture windows:


So this is a little cheesy, non?




Bye bye, Ferrari…

Bowling Pin Juggler Busker, Fell and Masonic

Thursday, October 20th, 2016

Wait for a red light and…


…gather your pins…


…and then wait for your money:


Also seen at Geary and Masonic.


WARNING: If You Break Into This Car on Divisadero, It Will Photograph You and then IMMEDIATELY Post Your Photos “TO THE CLOUD”

Thursday, October 20th, 2016

Posted on all the windows of this ride:


The Unauthorized “Soft-Hit” Posts that Our SFMTA Decided to Leave Up, Which is Fair Enough – On JFK Drive

Wednesday, October 19th, 2016

All the deets are here, on Hoodline.

So instead of cheating a bit on the turn and putting their right wheels on or over the buffer zone, drivers will need to stay in the lane and make a lower radius turn:


One assumes the SFFD / SFPD Bomb Squad knows enough to just run them over if need be.

Seems mostly harmless…

Get a Special PP License Plate from the DMV and then You Too Can Park Wherever the Hell You Want – The Joys of Being a PRESS PHOTOGRAPHER

Wednesday, October 19th, 2016

It’s mostly video these days, not photography per se:


Get your own, here

The Latest Fall Fashions – Why Not Paint Your Car This Way, All Arbitrary?

Wednesday, October 19th, 2016

Some kind of Audi sedan. It really stands oot, eh?


It Was PARK LIKE YOU FEEL DAY at Our Local City Target West: Diagonal White Parking Lines are All What’s Left of Mervyn’s, and Sears

Wednesday, October 19th, 2016

You can pave over white lines, but they have a way of coming back. Confused shoppers didn’t know which lines to obey, on this day:


Bye bye Sears.


Bye bye Mervyns.


Balboa Dip, Two Angles

Tuesday, October 18th, 2016

Who says The Richmond is boring?


This is, and has been, a thing – see?


Hey, should these two blocks be on the Strava? Well, since there’re stop signs at the bottom of the dip, the answer is NO. Unless the “King of the Mountain” can actually stop, wait for any cross traffic to clear and then climb up to the next intersection in just 13 seconds…

If only Strava had more lawyer-advisors, you know, instead of the lawyer-investors, then Strava might look at this issue differently…

Tesla Update: People Living in Glass Cars Shouldn’t…

Tuesday, October 18th, 2016

IDK, man. Why is the rest of the car clean?

And how much would a new windshield cost – $2300?


What else is busted already on this low-quality ride? Look closer, Gentle Reader.

As Seen In The Richmond: A BMW’s Last Ride

Monday, October 17th, 2016

I guess it’s a parts car now:


More car glass gets broken in Frisco than prolly anywhere else in the world…