Archive for the ‘cars’ Category

If You Can’t Afford a Smart Car, This is the Next Best Thing – Graffiti Might be an Issue Though – A Gold Interceptor III Trike

Monday, March 13th, 2017

WSJ-approved!

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Our SFMTA’s Official Blessing for Weekend Church Parking on the Medians of Dolores isn’t Working Out

Monday, March 13th, 2017

Take a look, northbound Dolores at 18th:

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Dolores is for moving people about, right? It’s not for parking, non?

It doesn’t make any sense for the SFMTA to approve this kind of chaos, but for the outsized influence of small groups of Interested Parties.

Virginia might be “FOR LOVERS,” But Frisco is for CAR BREAKER INNERS, as This Mission Newcomer Will Soon Discover

Monday, March 13th, 2017

The owner of this ride drove all the way across ‘Muricah, with love, only to arrive en la Mision to go broken into:

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Things are different here.

Oh well.

UBER Lyft Driver Straddles Both Westbound Lanes of Irving – An Endless Parade of Newby Drivers

Friday, March 10th, 2017

This isn’t the end of the world, of course, but does this driver, now turning left after blocks of tentative searching, know that there are two westbound lanes on this stretch of Irving? NOPE!

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This driver is from San Jose, which is pretty close for an Uber Lyfter working the streets of San Francisco.

Try harder, UBER Lyft. Put down your (five) phone(s) and just drive why not?

A Brand-New Volvo SUV Can’t Even “Limp Home” to the Dealer? Sad!

Thursday, March 9th, 2017

Maybe this is just a new car delivery to another dealership, but IDK:

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Some bathtub curves are deeper than others of course…

UBER is Now Recruiting “Vehicle Operators” in Frisco – Help Improve Their Sad Self-Driving Cars – $24/Hr + Snacks/Drinks

Thursday, March 9th, 2017

And then when your ride wants to sail through a red light, say the unexpected one installed mid-block out in front of our world-famous SFMOMA on Third, well, you just might get terminated, with extreme prejudice, oh well.

All the deets, via code1zero:

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OTOH, snacks!

Meet the New Frisco, Way Out in the Avenues, Complete with a Mirror Finish

Tuesday, March 7th, 2017

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Does this sayBMW i8 hybrid say, “Look at me,” or what?

Here’s the competition, also seen West of City Hall:

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Wonder if these two know each other…

The Last Person in Frisco to Call a Pedestrian Accident a “Pedestrian Accident”

Tuesday, March 7th, 2017

The preferred word these days is “collision.” Or maybe crash. But collision is #1. So much so that you can read the word four times in three sentences when some reporters report on traffic accidents:

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Now let’s hear from a junior SFMTA spokesperson (Total Cost Of Employment = five figures per month) on the topic of traffic accidents:

“When describing traffic collisions, most of us have grown up using the word “accident.” But traffic “accidents” are preventable, which is why we at the SFMTA refer to them as collisions or crashes.”

Let’s see here, if you crash into something, either you did it on purpose or it was an accident, right? Preventability doesn’t enter into the equation. At all. And if we’re searching for a term for a preventable accident, why not use “preventable accident?”

Moving on:

The words we use can have a powerful influence on the way we view traffic injuries, and calling them “accidents” implies that nothing can be done to stop them.

I’ll disagree again here. Calling an accident an accident does not in any way imply that that nothing can be done to stop them. In fact, studying accidents, like “airplane accidents” for instance, is a really excellent way to determine who was at fault and what can be done differently in future.

Bad-Ass Metal Registration Tabs from the CA DMV: It’s Like Jewelry for Your Car! – A Mysterious Mystery

Monday, March 6th, 2017

I wondered about these tabs last year.

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And now I’m still a wondering…

Frisco Newcomer Parks in the Yellow Zone on Sansome – Then Look What Happened

Friday, March 3rd, 2017

So that’s a $95 yellow zone ticket, but the real damage is the tow fee (including the dolly fee, natch), the SFMTA administrative fee, and potentially, storage and transfer fees. So IDK, will that add up to $800? Maybe more, maybe less

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Yellow zones are for active freight loading and unloading only by commercial vehicles. Check nearby signs or stencils on the curb for effective hours. Vehicles without a commercial license plate parked in a yellow zone will be cited and can be towed if the sign specifies it is a tow zone.”

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