Archive for the ‘cars’ Category

Parallel Parking v. Diagonal Parking – Look What Happens When You Try to Nose Into a Space and Then Block a Big MUNI

Tuesday, November 3rd, 2015

I don’t what this articulated bus was doing at Pine and Fillmore but I DO know that this driver was making a spectacle of herself:

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All the local yokels could do was stare with mouths agape:

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IDK, maybe she was claiming firsties on a rare empty parking space, but the lesson here is that you first need to get parallel afore you can park parallel…

The Bourgeois Bohemians of the 94118 and Marin County – It’s a Kind of Paradise, For Some – Hello, I’m BOBO!”

Monday, November 2nd, 2015

Wow, it doesn’t get much more bobo than this.

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This is quite an old license plate – lots of foresight here…

Could This Dude BE Any More of a New Yorkite?

Friday, October 30th, 2015

You think he drove all the way from New Yawk / Joisey with the top down?

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I do.

It’s good that he has the cap to keep his neck shaded from Frisco’s fog-addled rays.

Welcome to Cali, Jersey!

Grading the Getaround Rental Car Company on How It Maintains the Formerly Public Parking Spaces It’s Supposed to Maintain

Thursday, October 29th, 2015

Hey, here’s a question – why can’t our SFMTA issue tickets for blocking street sweepers if the spaces they’re taking up need cleaning?

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And here’s an answer – the rental car companies don’t feel like getting tickets, so they had our laws written for their benefit.

Are there any other answers?

Not that I can think of…


The SFMTA Put Suicide Lanes in on 7th Avenue in Order to Create Traffic Jams Where None Existed Before?

Tuesday, October 27th, 2015

I’ll tell you, back in the day the SFMTA and its predecessors wanted people to use 7th Avenue, but look at this – stop-and-go traffic the likes of which I’ve never seen afore in the Inner Sunset:

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(Man, 9th Avenue flows better than this, and that’s saying something.)

I’ll tell you, 6th Avenue is a triple beam lyrical dream compared to 7th these days. 6th Avenue has four-way stop signs from Lincoln all the way up to Lawton, so why wouldn’t people just use 6th if this is the way 7th is going to be?

Are the residents of 7th Avenue a protected class, and these rarely-used suicide lanes are designed to make up for past discrimination? Did they sue and get a consent decree? Boy, it sure looks that way.

Our SFMTA Gods Must Be Crazy…

Mmmmm … Animals, Delicious Animals! – Look at All the “Artisan Meats” You Can Eat, Courtesy of This “Biagio Biagio” Chilled-Meat Van

Monday, October 26th, 2015

Bet you can’t name them all!

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But remember, Meat Is Murder

I Don’t Eat My Friends is what I’m saying…

Driving Down Oak with a Down Jacket [or Wetsuit] Hanging Off Your Rear-View – Why Would You Do This? – How Could You Not Notice?

Friday, October 23rd, 2015

[UPDATE: Oh, it’s a wetsuit – see Comments. Makes sense since the mighty Pacific is like 3.5 miles back. Person was trying to dry it off, OK fine.]

Just asking

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Here Comes “ROYALE W/ CHEESE,” the Best Party Bus in All the Land – As Seen in Haight Ashbury

Thursday, October 22nd, 2015

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A Love Bug, But Not Herbie – Well-Preserved Volkswagen Beetle Being Towed About Town – Zero Emissions

Monday, October 19th, 2015

As seen on Ashbury, not far from Haight:

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Look Who Shows Up for the Nike Womens Half Marathon: “PREGNANT? NEED HELP? CALL 1-800-910-0191” – “Pray the Rosary”

Monday, October 19th, 2015

Probably an out-of-towner…

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