Archive for the ‘cars’ Category

How is This Smart Phone Windshield Mounting Even Remotely Acceptable?

Friday, December 23rd, 2016

I don’t get it, man:

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Yet Another Member of the “11-99 FOUNDATION” Who’s In Too Much of A Hurry – Is This License Plate Holder a License to Speed?

Wednesday, December 21st, 2016

Can You Buy A License to Speed?

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Ballsy Driver, Market Street

Tuesday, December 20th, 2016

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Speaking of the SFMTA and JFK Drive, Who’s More Distracted Here, This PCO or This UBER Driver?

Monday, December 19th, 2016

This is how we live, in 2016:

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You think these ppl were just parked, checking the Facebook? Nope, they were driving at about 20 MPH inbound on JFK Drive in Golden Gate Park. That’s why the hands are on the steering wheels and the phones are held up high.

Hey, do UBER drivers go about with handicap placards hanging from the rear view? Yes, some do.

Anyway, here’s the PCO again. How much time pressure is this person under if she’s fiddling with her ticketing assistance device whilst driving?

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What’s that, SFMTA – you don’t have quotas, but your employees act as if they do? Sure seems that way…

“FORN OIL – let ’em keep it”

Friday, December 16th, 2016

An aspirational message from somebody who still uses at least a bit of that foreign oil:

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I guess this is a pro-fracking sentiment…

A Rational Response to Frisco’s Wave of Car Break-Ins: Tape That Matches the Color of Your Ride

Wednesday, December 14th, 2016

Much cheaper than a proper repair, so it’s easier to fix the next time somebody wants into your car:

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Ohio Does It Better – California Could Use Some Temporary License Plates Pronto

Wednesday, December 14th, 2016

Ohio:

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California:

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I guess we’ll get some kind of solution sometime in 2019…

Bicycle License Plate, Oregon, USA

Tuesday, December 13th, 2016

Being in Oregon, getting a special plate is cheaper than in CA – this number would run you just $20 total:

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UBER Self-Driving Car on the Streets of San Francisco – Three Views – Black Ford Fusion Hybrid Titanium with a Grey KFC Bucket Atop

Tuesday, December 13th, 2016

[UPDATE: Oh, this is a self driving car, they tell me, not a mapping car, my bad. Or maybe it is a map car, IDK. It’s not a Volvo XC90 the likes of which have just been announced as sel-driving cars.]

UBER, a company what loses lots of money, tries to play catch-up with Google, a company what makes lots of money:

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The KFC bucket rotates of course:

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Weekend Church Parking Done Right and Weekend Church Parking Done Wrong – Both are SFMTA-Approved

Tuesday, December 13th, 2016

Here’s St. Agnes:

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That’s parking done right.

And here’s Bush Street, where anybody can just put up cones to claim a lane:

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This is parking done wrong.