Archive for the ‘crime’ Category

SFPD LIDAR Enforcement, 4th and Fulton

Monday, November 28th, 2016

The signs say RADAR ENFORCED, but the new thing is LIDAR:

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Parts is Parts – SFPD v. Open-Air Bicycle Chopshop on Market – Move Along, Move Along

Thursday, November 10th, 2016

Looked as if this crew was packing up to get ready to hit the road after interacting with this van-driving SFPD officer:

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If you don’t get your bike back soon after its stolen, it’ll be broken up into parts and then become unrecoverable oh well…

Smashy Smashy: 8:00 AM Car Thief v. the Early Morning Golfers of Lincoln Park

Friday, October 28th, 2016

It wouldn’t even occur to me to contact the popo if somebody busted out the windows of my aging Toyota, oh well.

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Anyway, these duffers parked their rides near 34th and Clement, played a round, and then came back to this:

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For whatever reason, car break ins are up up up the past few years in Frisco…

UCSF Popo Enter the Tenderloin – “UC Hastings Entering Public Safety Partnership with UCSF Police

Wednesday, October 26th, 2016

I had missed this news, but you can’t miss all the new UCSF vehicles on McAllister these days. Changing things was quite a big issue earlier this year. Anyway:

“Affected members of the UC Hastings Public Safety officer’s unit have been presented various employment options if they meet required qualifications, as police officers, security guards, or security guard supervisors for the UCSF Police Department. For officers who do not qualify (or elect to not apply) for jobs with the UCSF Police Department or alternative positions with UC Hastings, the College will offer conscientious separation terms.”

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So that’s that – the oldest and largest law school in the West is now a little closer to the UC Family.

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How Come “McGill’s Security K-9 Patrol” Doesn’t Have Its Own Reality TV Show Yet – I WANT TO PARTY WITH THIS CREW!

Wednesday, October 5th, 2016

As seen on Market:

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What does Dawg the Bounty have that this crew lacks?

Twitterloin Update: BIG BOY MARKET is Still With Us, Through Advertising

Wednesday, August 24th, 2016

First, the corner of Golden Gate and Leavenworth was all like this:

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But then it got hounded by SFGov, so it went away

And then, oddly, it became 826 Valencia:

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But around the corner, you see that BIG BOY MARKET is still making money off of the intersection of Golden Gate and Leavenworth, through advertising:

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Hey, do I question whether the “real problems” of the Twitterloin originate(d?) from a “handful of lawless corner stores” the way CWNevius says?

I do.

Sit-Lie Enforcement in North Beach – See How the Stair Sitters of the Kearny Street Steps React to the SFPD

Wednesday, July 20th, 2016

This couple got up and walked away:

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But Bro on the other side of the street didn’t want to leave…

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…so he got a ticket:

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On It Goes…

How to Get Free Electricity from SFGov – One Simple Trick – As Seen on Market in the Financh

Monday, July 11th, 2016

This scene is about ten yards south of the slot, but I consider it part of The Financial District:

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Perhaps Dude is from New Yawk.

Don’t stop believin’
Hold on to that feelin’
Streetlight people
Don’t stop believin’
Hold on
Streetlight people
Don’t stop believin’
Hold on to that feelin’
Streetlight people

One Block of Golden Gate Avenue in Unpopular Mayor Ed Lee’s San Francisco: Smashy Smashy

Friday, July 1st, 2016

(Young Bart Simpson had good reason to break a window here, but then he went too far – “smashy smashy.”)

I’ll tell you, I see more broken auto glass on the Streets of San Francisco by 9:00 AM than most people see all day. And yesterday, I saw the most broken auto glass in one day in Frisco than I ever have before.

Hence this photo. What do you see here, Gentle Reader? What if somebody ordered you to, “Fix this” ‘n stuff? Where would you start? Like, what do you see here?

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How many people do you see here, just after sunrise? (There are at least four.)

Oh well…

Even Rich Mercedes Benz Owners in Pricey Alamo Square Can’t Take It Anymore: “NOTHING LEFT IN CAR”

Monday, June 20th, 2016

No, not the newest Mercedes, but anyway:

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Why is San Francisco the car break-in capital of the world?

IDK.

But we’re famous for it…