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“O0PS,” We Did It Again! – Local Residents Finally Topple One-Ton NFL Super Bowl “50” Ad Sculpture in Alamo Square

Saturday, January 30th, 2016

[UPDATE: And be sure not to miss SUP’ BRO?” in Civic Center and “UP R BOWEL” up atop Twin Peaks.]

[UPDATE II: And look, this act of creative destruction has Gone National already, although I should point out that first this ad was altered to say “OOPS” and only later was it pushed over, probably by two separate crews. And look, now the NFL is paying money (our money!) for security guards to watch over some of the other “art” pieces. What’ll happen next???]

First it was all like this – the NFL people thought San Franciscans would line up to thank them for having us pay for their ads, like this ugliness in Alamo Square:

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But what happened was local citizens started attacking this giant metal ad. Look here our excellent HoodLine:

City Waived Fees For Controversial Super Bowl 50 Statues

See the image? It says, “Evict [Mayor] Ed Lee” in white spray paint.

Then the NFL people said that these ads are “graffiti resistant,” and they tried to clean things up.

Then the same “artwork” was altered by area residents to say “SUPERB OWL

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Then this thing got fixed again by the NFL or whomever, sort of. Note the missing aluminum strip around the “0”

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Then the letters were rearranged yesterday to say “O0PS

And now here’s the scene this morning – what, where did it go? Do you see the sculpture?

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I thought, well, what happened, did the locals simply haul it off or perhaps the NFL people decided this was too much of an embarrassment / distraction so maybe they hauled it away?

Oh, here it is! Boom:

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And you see those reddish (metal?) plates?

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They’re what was weighing these ads down.

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So they wanted to make these ads look solid, but the truth is that they’re more like cheesy Beats Solo headphones, by Dr. Dre, oh well.

Oh look, a Google (and now Storer Transportation too?) bus stop in the background:

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Cleverly, the latest crew of locals took the “0” from “Super Bowl 5o” to use as a capital “O” (along with the “O” in BOWL to form “O0ps.” Nice.

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Those are the Painted Ladies / Seven Sisters in the background

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I’m thinking this would be a good opportunity for the NFL to simply apologize and then get rid of this monstrosity this weekend.

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Also, it’d be nice if the NFL could put like $20,000,000 in escrow to pay for having all their parties here. Then the City of SF could draw down the monies to pay for all our out of pocket expenses.

It might seem funny that most San Franciscans don’t want the NFL coming here, but this is the case. Sorry, America.

Host Rejects Parasite: SF Residents Repeatedly Attack NFL SB50 Sculpture at Alamo Square – SUPER BOWL –> “SUPERB OWL”

Wednesday, January 27th, 2016

[UPDATE: And the latest alteration from the locals is SUPER BOWL —> ‘SUP BRO? right in front of City Hall, the highest classical dome in the Western Hemisphere. Simply, the NFL’s annual party is not welcome in this town. Sorry.]

[UPDATE II: Local toughs just went out and simply toppled this hefty statue. This is going to be a long Super Week…]

Remember when the Na’vi people let some Marines mine all their unobtanium on Pandora?

It looked like this – the people, La Raza ended up fighting back:

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You know, as best they could.

Now look what’s happening up at Alamo Square now that news has come to light that our deadbeat NFL out negotiated our weak Mayor.

So the initial attacks upon this tacky sculpture got cleaned up, but now comes something new, from last night or this morning.

For starters, here’s what it looks like from the back, just plopped down in the square:

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See what happened? The locals have gone hog-wild on it again and passersby are staring mouths agape:

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Hey look here – is This Guy (seen via Twitter user Shanan / ShananD) attacking the tacky sculpture or is he trying to do a repair? Or something else? I just can’t tell.

Tacky “gold” aluminum trim panel? Ripped out. NFL sticker on the side? Scratched out:

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SUPERB OWL 50:

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What did this use to say? Was it “3 of 10?” Can’t tell now:

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NFL coins? Keyed, with extreme prejudice:

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And oh yeah, did this thing used to have solar panels? I’ve never seen them – they were the first to go prolly. All what’s left are plastic holes on the back. I’ll tell you, every square foot of this monstrosity has been attacked, in some way or another

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You’re not in Kansas anymore, Chief.

Col. Quaritch: You are in Frisco, Ladies and Gentlemen and Arabic Numerals. Respect that fact every second of every day. If there is a Hell, you might wanna go there for some R & R after SB50, cause out there beyond that fence every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes for jujubes. We have an indigenous population of humanoids called San Franciscans. They’re fond of verbal arrows dipped in a neurotoxin that will stop your solar panels in one minute – and they have backbone. They are very hard to kill. As head of NFL Security, it is my job to keep you “50” sculptures alive. I will not succeed. Not with all of you. If you wish to survive, you need to cultivate a strong, mental aptitude. You got to obey the rules: San Francisco Rules. Rule number one…

What the Tourist Areas of Twin Peaks Need is a Little More Security, But What They’re Getting is This Giant NFL Ad Sculpture, “5 of 10”

Friday, January 22nd, 2016

Well, here’s what it looks like, you know, before the Vandals get to it:

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(And this is what I was referring to: French tourists mugged on S.F.’s Twin Peaks – this kind of thing.)

And here’s the report on Super Bowl 50 already, even before the Big Game (what, the New England Patriots vs. the Carolina Panthers – should I care who wins, like, at all?) kicks off. Wow.

You know, I don’t think the NFL will be coming back to Frisco in 2023 or whatever, or really, anytime soon. This party isn’t good for us, and it’s not good for the NFL, right? Shouldn’t the Super Bowl be held on Eastern Standard Time in Florida in or someplace like that? Or someplace that can use it, like in Detroit? I think so.

So enjoy this corporate party while you can…

Speaking of which, here’s 3 of 10, I think:

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Hey, what’s going to happen next, NFL? I’ll bet it isn’t in your playbook, you know, the one with the cheesy black and gold color scheme. Hey NFL, you’re the invading army and the people of Frisco are the Na’vi,  with smooth, striped cyan-colored skin, large amber eyes, and long, sweeping tails, so you’re going to have to expect a few of your bulldozers to get burned down over the next few weeks.

And then? Then come these guys with the red paint (and the white pants, you know, for contrast) on Game Day. Enjoy.

This Infamous Mall in Bucolic Placer County, CA is on the Front Lines of Terrorism, Apparently – “IF YOU SEE SOMETHING, SAY SOMETHING”

Thursday, January 21st, 2016

I don’t know, man:

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And yes, that’s a real security guard, locked and loaded for bear.

And when I say infamous, I mean this flash mob thing from aught-ten.

And, oh yes, no photos allowed, of course.

I just don’t know, man…

Note to the NFL: If You Go Too Far with Corporate Sponsorships in San Francisco, You’re Going to Get Blowback – Sorry – Here’s an Example

Friday, January 15th, 2016

I don’t know who would pay a bunch of money for some advertising sculpture and then leave it out on a Western Addition sidewalk overnight, but it’s got to be somebody with a high tolerance for vandalism.

What our Local Host Committee might not have told you, NFL, is that Things Are Different Here, say compared with Atlanta, New Orleans, Orlando and all those other places filled with people who actually want you to come visit every seven years.

Sorry.

To make my point, let’s head on over to the Golden Gate Park Panhandle to check out this plaque celebrating General Motors (GM, actually Old GM, the one we had before the big bankruptcy):

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You see, back in the 1990’s, GM just gave us the low six figures it took to put in the beloved Panhandle Playground and all it asked in return was this wooden plaque. It’s says “WELCOME TO KID’S KINGDOM – DONATED BY YOUR LOCAL SATURN* DEALER.” Or at least it used to say that. But the corporate part got chiseled away, by angry hippies.

Sorry, GM.

Do you really want to come back to SF to hosts your parties  for Super Bowl 57 or SBLXII or whatever? I don’t think you do, NFL.

Hey, what about LA as your Permanent West Coast Venue?

Just asking…

*A kind of car at the time. The branding had an Apple-ish kid of appeal, at the time. Ironically, SF never even had a local Saturn dealer, but a local ad agency did the branding so we ended up with a free playground.

“Thief Alert,” Post Street – Old School Theft Shaming Using New School Digital Imaging

Tuesday, December 29th, 2015

Imagine coming back to steal some more stuff and then seeing your image like this:

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Angry Hippies React to This Large Wooden Plaque at Our Panhandle Playground in Golden Gate Park – WHAT DID IT SAY?

Wednesday, December 23rd, 2015

I know the answer, Gentle Readers, but have at it yourselves.

See? It’s all:

WELCOME

TO

KID’S KINGDOM

DONATED BY YOUR LOCAL

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Your job is to fill in the blank.

CLUE: This defacement prolly occurred a long time ago

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Just Released: “MASSIVE COMMUNITY PROTEST AT SAN FRANCISCO DISTRICT ATTORNEY’S OFFICE DEMANDING JUSTICE FOR MARIO WOODS” – Today, Dec 18th, at 11:00 AM

Friday, December 18th, 2015

Here the release.

(That 3% figure sounds low, way low, just saying.)

Justice for Mario Woods Coalition MEDIA ADVISORY December 17, 2015

For Immediate Release

For more information: Nguyen Weeks, Phelicia Jones

MASSIVE COMMUNITY PROTEST AT SAN FRANCISCO DISTRICT ATTORNEY’S OFFICE DEMANDING JUSTICE FOR MARIO WOODS

December 18, 2015 (San Francisco) – Hundreds of youth, families, community and religious leaders throughout San Francisco and the Bay Area will hold a massive rally on the steps of 850 Bryant Street in San Francisco to demand justice for the murder of Mario Woods by San Francisco Police officers. After the rally, the group will march to the offices of District Attorney, George Gascón to demand justice for Mario Woods.

In a Times.com article, John Burris, attorney for the Woods family states, “our view is that this was a person who was shot multiple times at a time when he did not put officers’ lives in imminent danger.” Attorney Burris goes on to mention that the San Francisco Police Department broadly exhibits a “continuing pattern and practice of misconduct.” Other witnesses claim police shot Mario Woods (+20) times.

The national trend of police abuse is all the more troubling in the City of San Francisco as the African American makes up 3% of the population, but continues to be disproportionately impacted by police murders and abuse.

The Justice for Mario Coalition is made up of concerned residents of San Francisco, advocates, leaders and community organizers who want to stop the trend of violence experienced by the black community in San Francisco at the hands of the police. The coalition demands are:

• The immediate removal of Police Chief Gregory Suhr
• Officers be charged with the murder of Mario Woods

Where: Hall of Justice, 850 Bryant Street, San Francisco
When: December 18, 2015 at 11:00 a.m.
Who: Hundreds of community members
What: The San Francisco and Bay Area community demand justice for the execution of Mario Woods who was killed by a firing squad.

“Supervisor Malia Cohen’s Statement Regarding the Officer Involved Shooting in Bayview” – Mario Woods

Thursday, December 3rd, 2015

Just released, regarding yesterday’s SFPD shooting

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SUPERVISOR MALIA COHEN’S STATEMENT REGARDING THE OFFICER INVOLVED SHOOTING IN BAYVIEW

San Francisco, CA – San Francisco Supervisor Malia Cohen today issued the following statement regarding last night’s officer involved shooting.

“I am deeply saddened by the tragic officer involved shooting that occurred last night in the Bayview and my heart aches for the family that has lost a loved one.

Many have seen the widely publicized video of this shooting and we will all undoubtedly have different perspectives but the fact is that a young man has been killed and is no longer with us.

There are two separate investigations occurring and I urge the parties conducting those efforts to perform them transparently, thoroughly and quickly with full cooperation from all involved.

I encourage people to honor the life of Mr. Mario Woods through peaceful and nonviolent gatherings in remembrance of his life. In the next few days SFPD will hold a public town hall meeting to discuss the details of the shooting and I encourage anyone with questions to attend. The time and location of the meeting will be released shortly.”

 

Justice 4 Mario Woods! Protest and Vigil – Thursday, December 3rd at 5:30pm, Gilman and Third Street.

A True Artist Knows That All The World’s A Canvas Waiting for the Right Tagger to Come Along…

Monday, November 23rd, 2015

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