Archive for the ‘fashion’ Category

OMG, Something New in Shoes! Presenting the Adidas SpringBlade – Just $180 per Pair – Very Springy!

Friday, January 17th, 2014

Man, these crazy caterpillar shoes are going to turn things around for me. They’re 100% pure energy!

Some people call it a Sling Blade. I call it a Kaiser Blade:

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But I’m going to need to do a Kickstarter to raise the fundage prolly.

(Ooh, size 11 BTW, if you’re going to take the initiative on this.)

I’m a driver/ I’m a winner/ Things are going to change/ I can feel it.

Why Choose the Haight Ashbury Post Office, 94117? It’s HIPPER, Officially – Concrete and Clay and General Decay

Friday, December 20th, 2013

I think the Feds have instituted an arrested decay policy on this joint:

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First Came the American Apparel, Then Came the Art Students – How Dolled Up Do You Have To Be To Shop on Haight These Days?

Friday, December 20th, 2013

Answer: This dolled up:

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FIDM canvas tote bag – if you have to ask you can’t afford it.

And BTW, that acronym stands for Fashion Institute of Design & Merchandising. 55 Stockton, across the street from the Ferrari Store and cheek-by-jowl with the Union Square Apple Sto. Tres chic!

Oh well, enjoy ART SCHOOL!

(Too bad nothing rhymes with FIDM.)

“Pay me, Baby
CCACS-C-A-D
Thats SCAD its really rad

Whats really rad, who’s really your dad
R-I-S-D, thats RISD

Toss the Frisbee, Cooper Union
Thats what I’m doin’, thats what I’m doin’
Toss the Frisbee, Cooper Union
Thats what I’m doin’, thats what I’m doin’

PrattSVA
Fozzie wakka wakka like lady esé
Pratt, Pratt, SVA
Fozzie wakka wakka like lady esé”

Strut: Masonic

Friday, December 6th, 2013

A modern-day warrior 
Mean mean stride, 
Today’s Tom Sawyer 
Mean mean pride.

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No, her mind is not for rent 
To any god or government. 
Always hopeful, yet discontent, 
She knows changes aren’t permanent, 
But change is. 

Exit the warrior, 
Today’s Tom Sawyer, 
She gets high on you, 
And the energy you trade, 
She gets right on to the friction of the day

OMG, It’s the Great H&M Union Square Grand RE-Opening – A Second Bite at the Apple, Dec. 5th, 9:30 AM

Wednesday, December 4th, 2013

I remember when this store opened for the first time.* It was a big deal.

We’re re-opening one of your favorite stores!

Join us on December 5th at 9:30 AM for the launch of our brand new store on Powell Street in San Francisco, CA. 

If you’re one of the first 200 shoppers in line then you will receive an all access fashion pass valued up to $300 off your entire purchase. 

Get ready to do some serious shopping to our in-store DJ spinning all the latest hits!”

*Some dude on Craigslist offered an invitation to the VIP preview party in exchange for a sexual favor or two – girls only! GIRLS ONLY! It was in the oughts, a more innocent time

“Presidential Strollercade” of the Western Addition Wins Halloween 2013 – Good Performances from Baby and Parents

Friday, November 1st, 2013

Thought this was a Men In Black reference from a distance.

No matter, this cool mom, dad, kid combo take the prize for 2013:

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Geary Boulevard Update: Hot Pants, Cold City

Tuesday, October 29th, 2013

50 degrees.

Blustery, swirly conditions.

Even I was cold, an I’m a moose.

And yet:

Fashion Update: How to Get $90 Lucky Brand Jeans at Costco for Just $17, Sort Of – The Miracle of “Urban Star”

Wednesday, October 9th, 2013

All right, work with me here, people. Them stretchy 361 Vintage Straight jeans from Lucky Brand go for $90, right?

Or you can get them at the Lucky Outlet for like $60 or so. The outlet version has a different button but otherwise it’s the real deal.

Or you can get that very same outlet version at Costco #144 for like $36.

Now here’s the kicker. Costco also sells “Urban Star” jeans that are the same exact thing, pretty much, for just $16-something.

Look at the pockets – Lucky in the background, Urban Star in the foreground:

(Or you can get Urban Star from a reseller at Amazon for $25.)

So this means that the markup for Lucky is like 500%?

News to me.

Anyway, I guess what I’m saying is that, just as Soylent Green is people, Urban Star is Lucky Jeans.

Fashion Update: Anatomically-Correct Skeleton Tights on the Streets of San Francisco

Tuesday, October 8th, 2013

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Any Given Sunday in San Francisco’s Japantown: Anime Everywhere – A Parade on Post Street

Thursday, October 3rd, 2013

Or maybe this was 2013 Super Hero Day, IDK.

Anyway, J-Town has stuff going on all the time.

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And there’s free WiFi to boot.

Upcoming events:

SANSEI LIVE – Coming Together for Kimochi Seniors

Saturday, October 19, 2013
    Kimochi and KTVU’s Robert Handa and Jana Katsuyama invite you to join the 30th Anniversary of Sansei Live! on Saturday, October 19
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Spooktacular Halloween Party, Parade & Trick or Treat in Japantown

Sunday, Oct 27, 12:00pm-4:00pm
    Everyone is invited for good old-fashioned fun at the a Spooktacular Halloween Party & Trick or Treat on Sunday, Octob…
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Kimochi Silver Bells Arts and Craft Faire

Saturday, December 14, 2013
    10:00AM-4:00PM The Event Center at St Mary’s Cathedral 1111 Gough Street, San Francisco, CA 94109 Free Admission ∗ Free Parking (space available basis)…