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A Pickup Truck So Long It Requires an Expensive SFPD Police Escort – Life in This “World-Class” CityThursday, May 19th, 2016
IDK, filming something, prolly.
And the flat black paint reduces reflections, that’s what I’m going with.
But when you film in SF, you face a lot of costs. That’s what killed Nash Bridges after a few years and that’s what also helped to kill Trauma after a few months worth of shows got aired.
Anyway, we’re no Vancouver, that’s for sure…
FILMING NOTICE: “Etruscan Smile” on the Waterfront – Feb 18th – Be on the Lookout for “Pirate Waiters” and “Woman in Mermaid Costume” Making $19 Per HourTuesday, February 16th, 2016
This operation needs 50 parking spaces, apparently:
DRIVERS with CARS
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8 with car bump $35 SAG-AFTRA 02/15/2016
Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 25 – 65 /
Must have driver’s license and be comfortable driving. Please only submit if you have cars that are NOT BRIGHTLY-COLORED, OR RED, WHITE, OR BLACK. Please indicate in ‘Notes’ section what kind of car, year, color, you have. Car must be clean and in good shape.
Golfers – MUST HAVE golf attire and own clubs
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8 plus bump for clubs $12 SAG-AFTRA 02/15/2016
Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 30 – 60 /
Please indicate in ‘Notes’ section your level of golfing ability and if you have your own clubs.
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8; Non-union $12.25/hour SAG-AFTRA 02/15/2016
Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 20 – 40 /
Wearing pirate costume and serving food and drink at children’s catered birthday party.
Woman in Mermaid Costume – must be fit
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8 SAG-AFTRA 02/14/2016
Female / Caucasian / 20 – 30 /
Will be wearing an Ariel-type costume.
Janis Joplin Biopic Set to Film On Location in Frisco – “Get It While You Can” – And CA Taxpayers are Subsidizing Production, Yay!Thursday, February 11th, 2016
Why on Gaia’s Green Earth should we pay Hollywood millions to make a Janis Joplin biopic on the streets of San Francisco? Well, that’s what we just did.
Like what, otherwise they’d film in Vancouver, Canada? Well, OK fine. If that’s the way you want to do it, Hollywood. Of course, your feature will look a lot better if you come to Noe Valley (aka “Upper Mission” as some called it, back in the day) and the 94117, but it’ll cost you big bucks, since SF is one of the most expensive places to shoot in the world.
But this tax giveaway makes things easier for you, I s’pose, oh well. (I don’t approve of this arrangement, obvs.)
“I am a hard core Joplin fan, so of course I was really excited when I heard they where making a Biopic… that is until I found out they are casting Amy Adams as Janis. WTH? This is a joke right? Why would they disgrace Janis with this broad? I have seen Amy’s movies… She in no way can play this part. Surely they could think of someone else!?!? Dana Fuchs would have been a better choice, or even Gabby West. NOT Amy Adams. What a shame.”
Say hello to your new Janis Joplin:
All right, get all the deets here.
OMG, “THE HUNGER GAMES EXHIBITION” is Coming to Frisco! Our Palace of Fine Arts to Become THE INNOVATION HANGAR Starting Feb 13th 2016Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015
Watch out, The Hunger Games – The Exhibition is coming/ to town, starting February 13th, 2016! That’s right, fellow Panemanians, Our historic Palace of Fine Arts will soon become THE INNOVATION HANGAR and you’ll be able to see it all for just $29.95.
You know, for kids:
See for yourself at, and I’m srsly, the iHangar.com.
I can think of more than a few 94123 landfill-dwelling millionaires who are GOING TO BE PISSED about this attraction, when they find out that troubled Supervisor Mark Farrell’s District 2 will soon transform troubled President Snow’s tech-rich District 3
ASSIGNMENT DESK: Hey, just how much is Hollywood going to pay SFGov / Rec and Park for all the trouble? One wonders if we’re charging a $100,000 “premium reservation fee,” or a $50,000 “park regeneration fee.”
Don’t stop believing, Panamaniacs – the iHangar is for reals.
See you there!
Alamo Drafthouse Reopens the New Mission Theatre Tomorrow – Pay $5 for Home Alone – And Next Week, Star Wars 7 for $9.25Friday, December 11th, 2015
You young kids don’t know what inflation is, but I do. And if someone had told me back when I was laboring at some flea-bitten Landmark Theatres, where precious It’s It’s cost $2 and frozen Toblerone bars were $3 and tickets were $6, I think, that you’d be able to see a first-run film for just $9.25 in the heart of Frisco on business-class seating in the Year of our Lord 2015, well I wouldn’t have believed it.
It’s here, opening early, on 12-12-15
See you there!
Le Update: “ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE CINEMA / ANNAPURNA PICTURES TO KEEP LE VIDEO ARCHIVE COLLECTION TOGETHER IN A NEW LOCATION”Wednesday, December 9th, 2015
So this is how it ends for Le Video, which, back in the day, managed to fight off a BlockBuster Video what was one week away(!) from opening up less than one block away on 9th Avenue.
But streaming? Nothing beats streaming.
So, it’s come to this.
If you want, read their Yelp reviews from the bottom up, you know, for a laugh.
(I should add that Alamo Drafthouse at the old New Mission is looking awesome, with ticket prices looking surprisingly low to this old-timer.)
“ALAMO DRAFTHOUSE CINEMA AND ANNAPURNA PICTURES JOIN FORCES TO KEEP LE VIDEO ARCHIVE COLLECTION TOGETHER IN A NEW LOCATION
San Francisco, CA – December 9, 2015 – Following the November closing of long-running San Francisco neighborhood video store and archive Le Video, it was announced today that Alamo Drafthouse founder and CEO Tim League, along with Academy Award-nominated producer Megan Ellison and he, has arranged for the preservation of the Le Video collection.
Bay Area residents will soon be able to access portions of the Le Video archive at San Francisco’s new Alamo Drafthouse Cinema. Exact details are still pending, but Alamo Drafthouse will partner with Mission neighborhood video store Lost Weekend to rent selections from the Le Video archive in the spacious lobby of the new theater, along with a deeply curated collection of films from the Lost Weekend archive.
“The experience of going to my local video store when I was young made me the movie fan I am today,” says Drafthouse founder and CEO Tim League. “Despite the fact that great video stores like Le Video are closing all over the country, I am confident that a new iteration of the video store experience can exist, and even thrive today. A passionate video store clerk can do what no algorithm can. They can recommend your new favorite movie, one that can’t be predicted from your past viewing habits.”
The Alamo Drafthouse Cinema will open for Star Wars on the 17th of December. The Lost Weekend lobby video store is slated to begin in January. Subscribe to the Alamo Drafthouse newsletter or follow @drafthouseSF on twitter for news as it happens.”
So tune up your VHS machine and wait for 2016…
And he’s reaching up to grab me
And I have it all here
In red blue green
In red blue green
Out of control on videotape
On videotape [x6]
Because I can’t do it face to face
So I’m talking to you before it’s too late
I shouldn’t be afraid
Because I know today has been the most perfect day I’ve ever seen.
Hollywood-Types Invade the Western Addition for a Nighttime Shoot – A Fake ATM Installed on Hayes, Next to the Style-O-Rama ShopSunday, September 13th, 2015
[UPDATE: Oh, this flick is called PUSHING DEAD, with Danny Glover.]
Hey look, it’s a fake “EVERGOLD” CREDIT UNION ATM – the gold paint’s still wet. As seen tonight at Hayes and Ashbury:
All the deets – these particular Hollywood-types hail from Newport Beach, as many of them do.
Grab some popcorn and then head on over to watch “P. Dead,” whatever that is. Anywho, this show will end by 2:00 AM Monday morning.
Stay gold, Frisco.
Play us out, Beck.
They sent five trucks, looks like:
Our PRESIDIO THEATRE in the Presidio is CLOSED FOREVER, Apparently. – Another Wasted, Shut-Down Building in FriscoMonday, August 17th, 2015
Here it is, the Presidio Theatre, Building 99, 99 Moraga, The Presidio, 94129:
It’s been shut down for a while. Here’s how the moribund lobby looked in 2008:
There was a plan to open it up again, from back in aught-ten for instance:
…but that plan failed, in part, due to concerns over it competing with other movie theatres about town. So, some interested parties (known as the Xxx Family) donated money to “lobby” against the real Presidio Theatre ever being reopened.
That effort must have worked, ’cause here’s how the Presidio Theatre looks today in 2015:
So that’s it, Paradise Theatre closed, for good, due to your “friendly,” local, millionaire, theatre-hating, theatre-owning merchants.
On It Goes…