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Hollywood is Back, Now Filming in Golden Gate Park – But Double Parked Mercedes-Benzes Block Area Cyclists – A Yuuuge Production

Thursday, November 10th, 2016

[UPDATE: Oh, it was for Herbalife?]

I’ll tell you, Hollywood just doesn’t get our local parking rules:

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Anyway, this is a large production, with many people and vehicles on site today near our Rose Garden

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Of course, RPD has Rangers on site, but they’re sitting around far away near Stow Lake. And really, the requirement to have them is more of a jobs program than anything else. (So as long as Hollywood pays RPD’s high fees I don’t think a Park Ranger cares what they do – nobody’s likely to try to enforce rules on our paying guests.)

So the “creatives” from Los Angeles County feel put upon because they have to pay big bucks to work in a very expensive place* and then our locals resent the Angelenoses’ general cluelessness.

And it’s like, “We’d be better off in Vancouver,” and I’m like yes! Maybe you all would be…

*NBC’s Trauma was like this. Filming on location was an attempt to make it special but that meant that it couldn’t survive with anything less than yuge ratings

Permit Shmermit! – How to Film a Scene in Chinatown, 30 Seconds at a Time, In Between Red Traffic Signals

Wednesday, August 3rd, 2016

(I think this is how Coppola Daughter made Lost In Translation in Japan, one step ahead of the cops sometimes.)

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You can’t get more verite than this…

Famous Gretchen Mol Graces the Twitterloin – Frisco’s “Seedy Underbelly” Stars in New Hulu Drama “Chance” – Filming on Leavenworth

Tuesday, August 2nd, 2016

Here’s the scene at 60 Leavenworth:

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Gretchen Mol – it totally looks like her, right? She’s pertty:

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Signage:

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Get all the deets from @gerikoeppel on the Hoodline

Coming Attractions: “JUDGES: (Un)Faithful People, (Un)Relenting Mercy” – Plays This Sunday, Prolly

Friday, June 3rd, 2016

Rather theatrical, non?

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A Pickup Truck So Long It Requires an Expensive SFPD Police Escort – Life in This “World-Class” City

Thursday, May 19th, 2016

IDK, filming something, prolly.

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And the flat black paint reduces reflections, that’s what I’m going with.

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But when you film in SF, you face a lot of costs. That’s what killed Nash Bridges after a few years and that’s what also helped to kill Trauma after a few months worth of shows got aired.

Anyway, we’re no Vancouver, that’s for sure…

Come See the 1979 “White Night Riot” Reenacted at City Hall – ABC’s “When We Rise” Miniseries to Disrupt Traffic Friday Night

Thursday, April 28th, 2016

Here’s the background and here’s your traffic advisory

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It’ll be just like when they shot that Milk movie…

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…except without Sean Penn

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FILMING NOTICE: “Etruscan Smile” on the Waterfront – Feb 18th – Be on the Lookout for “Pirate Waiters” and “Woman in Mermaid Costume” Making $19 Per Hour

Tuesday, February 16th, 2016

This operation needs 50 parking spaces, apparently:

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DRIVERS with CARS
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8 with car bump $35 SAG-AFTRA 02/15/2016
Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 25 – 65 /
Must have driver’s license and be comfortable driving. Please only submit if you have cars that are NOT BRIGHTLY-COLORED, OR RED, WHITE, OR BLACK. Please indicate in ‘Notes’ section what kind of car, year, color, you have. Car must be clean and in good shape.
Golfers – MUST HAVE golf attire and own clubs
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8 plus bump for clubs $12 SAG-AFTRA 02/15/2016
Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 30 – 60 /
Please indicate in ‘Notes’ section your level of golfing ability and if you have your own clubs.
Pirate Waiters
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8; Non-union $12.25/hour SAG-AFTRA 02/15/2016
Male or Female / All Ethnicities / 20 – 40 /
Wearing pirate costume and serving food and drink at children’s catered birthday party.
Woman in Mermaid Costume – must be fit
Etruscan Smile – Background Feature Film SAG Background $157/8 SAG-AFTRA 02/14/2016
Female / Caucasian / 20 – 30 /
Will be wearing an Ariel-type costume.

Janis Joplin Biopic Set to Film On Location in Frisco – “Get It While You Can” – And CA Taxpayers are Subsidizing Production, Yay!

Thursday, February 11th, 2016

Why on Gaia’s Green Earth should we pay Hollywood millions to make a Janis Joplin biopic on the streets of San Francisco? Well, that’s what we just did.

Like what, otherwise they’d film in Vancouver, Canada? Well, OK fine. If that’s the way you want to do it, Hollywood. Of course, your feature will look a lot better if you come to Noe Valley (aka “Upper Mission” as some called it, back in the day) and the 94117, but it’ll cost you big bucks, since SF is one of the most expensive places to shoot in the world.

But this tax giveaway makes things easier for you, I s’pose, oh well. (I don’t approve of this arrangement, obvs.)

Moving on.

To this, on this flick’s IMDb entry:

“I am a hard core Joplin fan, so of course I was really excited when I heard they where making a Biopic… that is until I found out they are casting Amy Adams as Janis. WTH? This is a joke right? Why would they disgrace Janis with this broad? I have seen Amy’s movies… She in no way can play this part. Surely they could think of someone else!?!? Dana Fuchs would have been a better choice, or even Gabby West. NOT Amy Adams. What a shame.”

Say hello to your new Janis Joplin:

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Hey, what if it turns out that JANIS: Little Girl Blue or Janis (1974) , both of which didn’t cost us anything, not millions anyway, are much much better films? Mmm…

All right, get all the deets here.

OMG, “THE HUNGER GAMES EXHIBITION” is Coming to Frisco! Our Palace of Fine Arts to Become THE INNOVATION HANGAR Starting Feb 13th 2016

Tuesday, December 22nd, 2015

Watch out, The Hunger Games – The Exhibition is coming/ to town, starting February 13th, 2016! That’s right, fellow Panemanians, Our historic Palace of Fine Arts will soon become THE INNOVATION HANGAR and you’ll be able to see it all for just $29.95.

You know, for kids:

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See for yourself at, and I’m srsly, the iHangar.com.

I can think of more than a few 94123 landfill-dwelling millionaires who are GOING TO BE PISSED about this attraction, when they find out that troubled Supervisor Mark Farrell’s District 2 will soon transform troubled President Snow’s tech-rich District 3

ASSIGNMENT DESK: Hey, just how much is Hollywood going to pay SFGov / Rec and Park for all the trouble? One wonders if we’re charging a $100,000 “premium reservation fee,” or a $50,000 “park regeneration fee.

Don’t stop believing, Panamaniacs – the iHangar is for reals.

See you there!

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Alamo Drafthouse Reopens the New Mission Theatre Tomorrow – Pay $5 for Home Alone – And Next Week, Star Wars 7 for $9.25

Friday, December 11th, 2015

You young kids don’t know what inflation is, but I do. And if someone had told me back when I was laboring at some flea-bitten Landmark Theatres, where precious It’s It’s cost $2 and frozen Toblerone bars were $3 and tickets were $6, I think, that you’d be able to see a first-run film for just $9.25 in the heart of Frisco on business-class seating in the Year of our Lord 2015, well I wouldn’t have believed it.

It’s here, opening early, on 12-12-15

Take a look around.

See you there!

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