Archive for the ‘health’ Category

Whenever I See This, I Think of This

Friday, May 12th, 2017

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And then I’m reminded of the guy buying a case of Robitussin, the good stuff, his solitary item to buy, before it was controlled. As I was leaving the Costco cashier had a few questions for him…

Bro, Do You Even Lift? Well, Then Get On Out There to the Outer Sunset- It’s like an Outdoor Gym Out There

Wednesday, March 22nd, 2017

See?

As seen from Noriega, right next to Sunset:

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One searches and one finds a bit on Hoodline to explain the mystery.

Seen About Frisco: Special Miracle Hydrogen Water, Natural Fresh Nitrogen Ice Cream – It’s Elemental

Monday, November 21st, 2016

The Mall…

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…Has It All

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The stuff we sell is just the best
Passing all consumer test
Days of heaven nights of sin
Voodoo stick and sharks fin
When all around you seems like hell
Just one sip will make you well
Multipurpose in a jar
If you ain’t ill it’ll fix your car
In days of yore for all bad feelings
Washing socks and stripping ceilings
Nowadays its used medicinally
For all known human malady

It was really vile weather
When we got to tarred and feathered
You could hear the six guns sound
As they chased us out of town

Guaranteed don’t you know
Money back?
You’ll get a no!
It’s the one and only medicine show

What’s the First Thing You Think About When You See This Bus Ad for Stanford Children’s Health?

Monday, July 18th, 2016

Three words, babe:

Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy

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Or maybe this is just me, IDK…

SERENITY NOW! – All Teeth Will Just Love This “DENTAL SPA” – Take Your Mouth on Vacation at 345 California

Thursday, May 5th, 2016

Your teeth deserve it. Take them in and get some serenity for them. Demand it. Now!

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In closing, serenity now!

MUNI Ad Update: Oh, “F.A.S.T.” _is_ Medicine, If “Fast Aspirin” + Caffeine is Medicine

Tuesday, April 19th, 2016

Oh, [see Comments] so this IS medicine, of a sort.

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In that case, our SFMTA is giving you a green light for your binge-drinking problem, hurrah!

 

Alchemy, 94117 – It’s the Lola Lola Bus Near Haight Street – A High Budget, Certainly

Friday, April 1st, 2016

This is all I know.

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Nice bus…

Word on the Street: “INTACT GENITALS are a human RIGHT” – A Longtime Campaign of Stickers

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Sometimes I wish I had intact genitals…

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Oh wait, no actually, I never think about this issue. Oh well.

But somebody does..

BRO, DO YOU EVEN [BLANK?] – The Strongmen of La Playa Lug Their Parallel Bar Apparatus Halfway Across Ocean Beach

Wednesday, September 9th, 2015

That’s all I got, the headline.

I wonder how far they carried it, or if they rode MUNI with it.

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Anyway, at the very least they lugged it from a parking lot off the Great Highway, and that’s a workout in itself…

Only In Frisco: UPGRADE YOUR LUBRICANT – As Seen in Golden Gate Park

Wednesday, August 5th, 2015

Spring for ALL the add-on options – live a little!

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