Archive for the ‘health’ Category

Seen About Frisco: Special Miracle Hydrogen Water, Natural Fresh Nitrogen Ice Cream – It’s Elemental

Monday, November 21st, 2016

The Mall…

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…Has It All

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The stuff we sell is just the best
Passing all consumer test
Days of heaven nights of sin
Voodoo stick and sharks fin
When all around you seems like hell
Just one sip will make you well
Multipurpose in a jar
If you ain’t ill it’ll fix your car
In days of yore for all bad feelings
Washing socks and stripping ceilings
Nowadays its used medicinally
For all known human malady

It was really vile weather
When we got to tarred and feathered
You could hear the six guns sound
As they chased us out of town

Guaranteed don’t you know
Money back?
You’ll get a no!
It’s the one and only medicine show

What’s the First Thing You Think About When You See This Bus Ad for Stanford Children’s Health?

Monday, July 18th, 2016

Three words, babe:

Chronic Traumatic Encephalopathy

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Or maybe this is just me, IDK…

SERENITY NOW! – All Teeth Will Just Love This “DENTAL SPA” – Take Your Mouth on Vacation at 345 California

Thursday, May 5th, 2016

Your teeth deserve it. Take them in and get some serenity for them. Demand it. Now!

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In closing, serenity now!

MUNI Ad Update: Oh, “F.A.S.T.” _is_ Medicine, If “Fast Aspirin” + Caffeine is Medicine

Tuesday, April 19th, 2016

Oh, [see Comments] so this IS medicine, of a sort.

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In that case, our SFMTA is giving you a green light for your binge-drinking problem, hurrah!

 

Alchemy, 94117 – It’s the Lola Lola Bus Near Haight Street – A High Budget, Certainly

Friday, April 1st, 2016

This is all I know.

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Nice bus…

Word on the Street: “INTACT GENITALS are a human RIGHT” – A Longtime Campaign of Stickers

Wednesday, December 2nd, 2015

Sometimes I wish I had intact genitals…

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Oh wait, no actually, I never think about this issue. Oh well.

But somebody does..

BRO, DO YOU EVEN [BLANK?] – The Strongmen of La Playa Lug Their Parallel Bar Apparatus Halfway Across Ocean Beach

Wednesday, September 9th, 2015

That’s all I got, the headline.

I wonder how far they carried it, or if they rode MUNI with it.

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Anyway, at the very least they lugged it from a parking lot off the Great Highway, and that’s a workout in itself…

Only In Frisco: UPGRADE YOUR LUBRICANT – As Seen in Golden Gate Park

Wednesday, August 5th, 2015

Spring for ALL the add-on options – live a little!

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Can Homeless People Use Firehouse Bathrooms? YES, from 9A to 6P – Here are the Official Rules from the SFFD

Wednesday, July 15th, 2015

Get up-to-speed here.

Hey, look at this – an official SFFD operations memo. Just a draft, but nobody’s really working on hammering out the exact wording of detailed Fire Code sections here. No, this is more what you call “guidelines.”

Now arguably, this program is actual SFFD policy now and it’s has been policy since well before 2015, but of course most people in town don’t know about it. The new wrinkle, AFAIK, is that only ground floor bathrooms are covered. That means that a lot of stations won’t be able to help you.

I’ll bet a lot of firefighters don’t want to deal with these issues. I mean, if there’s a big call and a homeless person / anybody else from the general public doesn’t want to leave the bathroom just yet, the official SFFD bathroom escort might not know the best course of action.
Anyway, here it is:

“SAN FRANCISCO FIRE DEPARTMENT

DEPUTY CHIEF – OPERATIONS MEMORANDUM

CD2-15-XX

TO: Divisions 2 and 3, Battalions 1-10
FROM: Deputy Chief Gonzales, Operations
DATE: June 19th, 2015
SUBJECT: General Public Usage of Fire Station Restroom Facilities

To all Members:

Fire Station Restrooms: San Francisco Fire Stations with ground floor restroom facilities are available for public use. Members of the general public may use the ground floor restroom facilities between the hours of 9:00 a.m. and 6:00 p.m.

If the Fire units within said Stations are called out for any emergency, the member of the public must also leave the facility immediately. Members of the public shall not be left behind alone in the Firehouse. Signs shall be posted by Station Captains on the doors of the facilities stating, “If there is an emergency dispatch and units must leave, anyone using this restroom facility must also leave immediately.”

The Fire Department employee that guides the member of the public to the bathroom facility shall also verbally inform the member of the public that they will have to leave the facility immediately, if an emergency call comes in and no units are available to stay behind.

The Fire Department employee that guides the member of the public into the facility is also responsible for escorting the member of the public back out of the Firehouse.

It is up to the Officer’s discretion if a member of the public is allowed to use the ground floor restroom facility. If the member of the public requesting to use the facility is inebriated or altered in any way, they shall not be allowed to use the restroom facility. The health and safety of our members and the security of the Firehouse shall also factor into the Officer’s discretion/decision.

Regarding visitors to the Firehouse, article 3950 still applies:

3950. VISITORS

Members shall not invite or allow visitors not on Department business to enter Department facilities before 1000 hours or after 2100 hours. Members shall only allow visitors into public areas of a Department station or facility. Members shall not invite or allow intoxicated persons in or about Department property, except for purposes of providing medical care.”

Bono Goes One Step Too Far? “U2 BEAUTY HEALTH CENTER,” 3940 Geary, 94118

Monday, July 13th, 2015

I cry foul:

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But 3.5 Yelp stars – you can’t argue with that.