Archive for the ‘health’ Category

Don’t You Wish You Had Your Own State-Approved Smoking Tent, Like Gov. Arnold Schwarzenegger Used To Have?

Thursday, February 13th, 2014

I bet you’d love to have your very own smoking tent. One that’s large enough to be seen from outer space, right?

Well then you should envy California Governor Arnold Schwazenegger ’cause this beige smoking tent used to be all his.

As seen from the second floor of Sacramento’s Capitol Building:

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Best of all, it was excluded from California’s new anti-smoking laws because, well, just because.

And if there was the occasional flooding in our historic capitol due to all the fake plastic grass that was put down, well, that was all right as well.

This was the bird’s eye view:

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Happy smoking, Arnie!

Yes, whether it be cigars…

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…or marijuana, like back in the day…

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Smoking some sweet aparteid weed in South AfricaPumping Iron, 1977

happy smoking, Arnold!

The Latest: MOBILE HYDROSTATIC BODYFAT TESTING – It’s Like a Hot Tub on Wheels

Friday, February 7th, 2014

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Screw ObamaCare – Prognosis Positive, Per the Gro Sto Machine – Doctors, Who Needs Them?

Tuesday, December 17th, 2013

I’m feeling lucky at the Lucky –  Prognosis not Negative at all:

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San Francisco’s Least Demanding Gym Chain: FITNESS SF – Where All You Need To Do Is Simply “BE YOU!”

Thursday, December 12th, 2013

I’ll put this billboard’s imperative on my bucket list:

BE ME!

Now I’ll scratch it off, job done:

BE ME!

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Next up:

FIGHT DINOSAURS ON AOGASHIMA ISLAND.

Here’s What You Should Do When Your Landlord Sends You This Mandatory Tobacco Smoke Disclosure Letter This Month

Monday, November 18th, 2013

Absolutely nothing.

Say it again, y’all: Absolutely nothing.

Background: District One (aka The Richmond, more or less) Supervisor Eric Mar is a bird of another feather – he wasn’t satisfied with issuing edicts from Academia oh no. He descended from the ivory tower to put dreams into action. And his father passed away from lung cancer (AFAIK, pretty sure), so it would make sense that he wanted to do something for San Francisco renters who have to deal with secondhand smoke coming in from other units.

Get all the deets on San Francisco’s 2013 Tobacco Smoke Disclosure Policy as of last year via this excellent article from Christian Watjen right here.

So that’s the background. What’s going on now is that tenants all over the City are getting alarming/confusing letters from landlords. To wit:

Nervous Gay Couple Living With AIDS Get Letter from the Landlord

Now here’s what you’ll get* if your landlord toes the party line of the San Francisco Apartment Association – an excerpt of the pledge they want you to make:

“For purposes of the Tobacco Smoke Disclosure Policy and SF Health Code 19M, I would like to designate my apartment as non-smoking. I verify that neither I nor my guests will ever smoke tobacco within the rental apartment listed below.”

Uh, so why should tenants make this pledge? It’s not explained in this official SFAA letter now is it? And what if Barack Obama or Bill Clinton drops by your pad a few years from now? They puff puff every now and then, right? So what about your signed pledge, what about that?

And here’s what the lawyer(s) of  the SFAA have for you at the bottom of the letter:

“If you do voluntarily decide to designate your apartment as non-smoking, which you are not required to do, the designation is permanent and becomes a consensual change in the terms of your tenancy.”

Oh.

If you’re living in rent-controlled San Francisco, I think you should get some kind of benefit when you change the terms of your tenancy, you know, as a general rule .

And later on, is your landlord going to complain about how you’re violating the terms of your tenancy when you allowed your future bud / date / friend smoke one cigarette to help her get through one of her stressed out moments?

Or your Euro fiance can’t move in with you in 2015 because your “designation is permanent?”

And should we assume second-hand smoke from clove cigarettes and/or the Mary Jane is good for you, since it’s not covered?

Now, IRL, is this issue going to affect you? Prolly not. But I’m just saying.

So, sign your pledge or just ignore it – choose or lose, maybe.

*Assuming that you’re living in a building with fewer than 50 units and you aren’t restricted from smoking now. This is the notification you’ll get otherwise, possibly, and it’s fair enough. And here’s the full rundown from the SFAA. Again, no objections.

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Back in the Day, Fire Escapes / Wooden Decks Like These Would Collapse a Lot – But Not Anymore

Thursday, November 14th, 2013

For some reason.

A couple decades back, people at house parties would overload these decks and then come crashing down, due to dry rot people would say.

I suppose SFGov is doing a better job regulating things nowadays.

94117 Tableau: Affluent Poodle-Walking Whole Foods Shopper Foreground, Yet Another Hippie Hill Overdose Background

Friday, November 8th, 2013

Stanyan is a canyon, demographically speaking:

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Dieting Tips from AirBNB CEO Brian Chesky: Lose 30 Pounds in Less Than 25 Days!

Monday, October 28th, 2013

Thanks Brian!

Next up? Tax tips from AirBNB CEO Brian Chesky, we can only hope.

Death of Patient Lynne Spalding at SF General: Sheriff Ross Mirkarimi “Insists an Independent Review is Necessary” – Press Release

Friday, October 11th, 2013

I’m not up to speed on this issue.

If I were to be in a situation involving a missing family member, would I be well-advised to hire a PR flack? IDK..

And does Mayor Ed Lee typically say that SFGov is to blame for a death at such and early stage? No he doesn’t.

Here’s the press release, just issued. (Sorry, no OCR.)

Press Release

Oh, It’s On! PBS vs. Pro Football – “League of Denial: NFL Concussion Crisis” – October 17th in Oakland

Friday, October 4th, 2013

Just released – get your free tickets (or RSVP or whatever) now:

“The National Football League, a multibillion-dollar commercial juggernaut, presides over America’s indisputable national pastime. But the NFL is under assault: thousands of former players have claimed the league tried to cover up how football inflicted long-term brain injuries on many players. What did the NFL know, and when did it know it? In a special two-hour investigation, FRONTLINE reveals the hidden story of the NFL and brain injuries. Join KQED for a screening of the much-anticipated special FRONTLINE: League of Denial: The NFL’s Concussion Crisis, followed by a panel discussion with Bay Area experts and former National Football League players.

 RSVP TODAY!: https://kqedleagueofdenial.eventbrite.com

League of Denial: NFL Concussion Crisis
Screening and Panel Discussion 
Thursday, October 17
6-9pm
Kaiser Center Auditorium
300 Lakeside Drive
Oakland, CA  

Watch the trailer: http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/pages/frontline/league-of-denial/

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