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An Unusual Traffic Scheme at Masonic and O’Farrell: Left-Turning Cars > Pedestrians? The Planning Gods Must Be Crazy

Thursday, July 17th, 2014

For some reason, the Golden Gods of the Planning Department / the SFMTA, the very same people who clamored for parking meters to operate on Sundays until they got it only to then say that they DIDN’T want it after all, unanimously, have set up an unusual traffic timing scheme at Masonic and O’Farrell. It’s unique.

Southbound drivers turning left get to go first, before car and bus drivers coming north and before peds on the east side of the street.

This is so that southbound drivers can make a U-turn and then a quick right to make into the small lower-level parking lot of the new City Target. About four drivers go left / hang a Louie at the start of each light cycle:

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I approve not.

Now if you want to say that SFGov had a rational basis for doing this after some big study, well then maybe. But having peds wait seven seconds to go after the light turns green is contrary to every impulse every ped has.

For some reason, Planning or the SFMTA or whomever feel that its their responsibility to be at the forefront of experimentation with traffic. Like its their sacred duty or something.

I understand that they would freely admit that this is a kludge fix to accommodate the newly-opened Target store. I understand that they would say that this is temporary until the New Masonic Plan gets going. I understand that there’s a concern about southbound traffic backing up and possibly blocking eastbound and westbound traffic on Geary. BUT EVEN SO, this left arrow scheme at O’Farrell is NOT THE WAY TO GO. There are other ways of doing of what SFGov is trying to accomplish.

There are better ways of doing this.

24 Hours of Gannet Co Inc’s The Bold Italic Website: “Sexy Time,” “Sex Toy,” “More Sex” – A Triumph of Form Over Content

Thursday, July 10th, 2014

This was the promise, a few years back:

“From the beginning, art elements and overall design featured prominently in strategy discussions and were kept at the forefront. Inventive and well-known global design firm IDEO was brought in early on to work with Gannett’s innovation team incorporating relevant research into the human-centered design* that was being developed for The Bold Italic.”

The cost to Gannett? Well, millions were spent on just one website / defunct magazine. How many millions? Well, as with Charles Foster Kane’s Xanadu, No Man Can Say.

But let’s check the water cooler chitchat over at The Gannet Blog:

“The revenue plan was mysterious because there was no revenue. Not for the first 24 months anyway. The Bold Italic had a burn rate that rivals some of the most infamous dot.com fizz outs. They blew through $2 million a year for the first 2 years, before snagging a whopping $41k in revenue based on their skimming from entertainment ticket / event sales.”

And that brings us to July 2014, where these bits came out within hours of each other:

Sexy Time: An Oil to Get Your Lady Parts Stoned (NSFW)

Men Can Bone Their iPads with New Sex Toy

Help This Horny Gal Have More Sex with Her BF

My point is that you didn’t need to go There to get Here.

My other point is that:

1. Aging east coast media baron Gannett Co. Inc. is Charles Foster Kane; and

2. West coast corporate money-pit vanity-project The Bold Italic is its Xanadu, and perhaps, eventually, its Waterloo

Oh here it is, 34 Page Street – so sexy! You can see the glow from all that reclaimed wood upstairs:

In closing … Rosebud!

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*What on Earth does that mean? I’m clueless. It’s just blah blah blah while the meter’s running at $500 per hour…

Now, Microsoft / Bing Maps has Jumped on the “SoMissPo” Bandwagon: SoMA + Mission + Potrero = ???

Thursday, June 26th, 2014

Does anybody in town actually use the term SoMissPo?

Not that I’m aware of. Yet, here it is:

Sometimes I just don’t know…

Ah Berkeley, Nuclear-Free Since 1986, Sort of – Shutting Down the UC Berkeley Nuclear Reactor at 2521 Hearst Ave in 1987

Tuesday, June 17th, 2014

The More You Know:

University of California officials have decided to shut down a 20-year-old nuclear reactor on the Berkeley campus, saying the “political hassling” it sparked outweighed its usefulness. University of California officials have decided to shut down a 20-year-old nuclear reactor on the Berkeley campus, saying the “political hassling” it sparked outweighed its usefulness.

The gymnasium-sized basement of Etcheverry Hall (Industrial Engineering and Operations Research, Mechanical and Nuclear Engineering) once housed a complete nuclear reactor. It was removed when the City of Berkeley declared itself nuclear-free…”

Stratolounger! Your Haight-Ashbury House Just Isn’t a Home Until You Put a Couch on the Roof – 417 Clayton

Monday, June 16th, 2014

Above it all, watching the jetliners pass by:

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But I suppose if you live in a crowded house, this is a viable option…

Do you climb into spa-a-ace/

To the world where you lou-ou-ounge?

“I would not call it less pure at all. I would call it very high quality water,” says SFPUC Assistant General Manager of Water

Thursday, June 12th, 2014

This has got to be the SFGov PR blunder of the year 2014:

I would not call it less pure at all. I would call it very high quality water,” says SFPUC Assistant General Manager of Water in a press conference in response to @sfexaminer story pic.twitter.com/dDme0raWw7

I don’t see how you’re going to able to top that.

“Wolf of Wall Street” Jordan Belfort To Play Louise M. Davies Symphony Hall September 30th?! – The “Truth Behind His Success Tour”

Wednesday, June 11th, 2014

So Louise Davies gave us $8,000,000 back in the ’70′s so that we could build a hall that would host Jordan fucking Belfort in 2014?

OK fine.

All the deets:

“The Wolf of Wall Street” Jordan Belfort To Embark On His U.S. “The Truth Behind His Success Tour” Launching September 15 In Tampa, Florida

THE BEST-SELLING AUTHOR AND REAL LIFE MAIN CHARACTER PORTRAYED BY LEONARDO DICAPRIO IN THE MEGA-BLOCKBUSTER FILM ADAPTATION OF “THE WOLF OF WALL STREET” – TO KICK OFF NATIONAL MOTIVATIONAL SPEAKING TOUR IN FLORIDA AND CALIFORNIA

THE TOUR TO CONTINUE THROUGH 2015 IN MAJOR CITIES ACROSS THE U.S.

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Inner Richmond Acronym Game: “HeaVen” Massage Centre Stands For “Happy Endings And…”

Thursday, May 29th, 2014

I’m stuck at the V-E-N part

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MONSTERS ARE COMING! – This Shot of a Useless Fence Around a Tree Shows SFGov’s Attitude Towards the Annual Bay to Breakers

Thursday, May 22nd, 2014

So would this tree have died without this temporary fence?

It’s like the outsiders, the auslanders, the auslanders are coming!

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Here It Is, California’s First BitCoin ATM

Thursday, May 15th, 2014

Heh:

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Uh, but be prepared for biometric authentication.

And also be prepared for a huge spread in the buy and sell prices.

Otherwise, have at it…