Archive for the ‘parks’ Category

Knock Knock, It’s Housekeeping! – After You Sleep in Golden Gate Park Overnight, Rec & Park Will Come By to Clean Up

Friday, September 4th, 2015

Here’s one wagonload right here:

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See you tomorow

Our Rec & Park Gods Must Be Crazy: Grassy Knoll in the GGP Panhandle Newly Turfed, But Now Deturfed – Brown Brown

Monday, August 31st, 2015

Here’s shot of a 2000-something square foot knoll from a couple years back, in the Golden Gate Park Panhandle – keep off our expensive new turf, man is what RPD was saying with the temporary cyclone fencing:

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Nice and green, huh? This was the color of the Mound when these volunteers installed a (fake) Rain Garden, seen on the other side of the benches:

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But now here’s how things stand today betwixt the Panhandle Bathroom Building the and Panhandle Bike Path:

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This brown mound will become a “planted area,” whatever that means:

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Trot out any RPD spokesmodel with an explanation and I’ll have a counter for it. Hey, maybe the Panhandle shouldn’t be a lawn? Hey, maybe decisions about how to handle Our Current Drought shouldn’t be driven by the concerns of Area Realtors? Hey, maybe we should repave the Panhandle’s currently abysmal Oak-side walking path now and worry about installing a bunch of “irrigation” later? Or, hey, maybe just forget about irrigation and let Gaia take its course?

Just asking.

*Look at the definition and then YOU MAKE THE CALL, Gentle Reader. This “rain garden” is irrigated, just like the center pivot irrigation you see in Flyover Country. 

Golden Gate Park Panhandle Bathroom Graffiti – From “Hetch Hetchy —>” to “Hobo—>” – Good Morning, Sunshine

Wednesday, August 19th, 2015

First it was all like this, but now it’s all like this:

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Baker Beach Garbage Pile, Early Sunday Morning

Monday, August 17th, 2015

Our GGNRA feds are not prepared for a dreaded sunny (Satur)day at Baker Beach:

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Unless beach-goers are going to pack all their cardboard all the way home, this is as good as they can do, one supposes…

A Backlash Against Cyclists at the Panhandle Improvement Project Open House in Golden Gate Park – Bike Path Vs. Multi-Use Path

Wednesday, August 5th, 2015

[UPDATE: For instance, this, from this AM.]

Well, the San Francisco Bicycle Coalition must have sent over a cadre (of its now disempowered, voteless minions) to the latest scoping session / open house / focus group for the proposed Panhandle Improvement Project what took place on Saturday.

Nevertheless, it would appear that the majority of those invited by SFGov through snail mail have a few beefs with the behavior of cyclists on the bike path / multi-use trail on the Fell side of the Golden Gate Park Panhandle.

Here’s a smattering of written comments:

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Or two:

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In turn, one Brocephus wrote about putting in a bike lane on Oak and Fell, over and over and over:

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I guess that’s a kind of parity.

The people who turned up are probably what SFGov considers The Community, when it ponders on how it spends our money, but, of course, there’s a degree of sample bias.

If SFGov conducted a poll of the actual community, it might discover a different hierarchy of important concerns.

On It Goes…

If San Francisco is So Rich, Why Can’t It Replace the Jogging Path in the Panhandle? People Stumble Every Day, Right?

Tuesday, August 4th, 2015

The walking / jogging path through the Golden Gate Park Panhandle is in infamously poor shape, but SFGov has no plans on doing anything about it anytime soon – that’s the news.

Take a look:

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See that? Among all the aesthetic “improvements” proposed for the Panhandle, the repaving, the one that would be a guaranteed improvement is “un-funded” is the path.

Why’s that?

“Irrigation” – that’s the answer.

Hey, why do we need a new irrigation system, or for that matter, why do we irrigate the Panhandle in the first place?

Why don’t we repave the path and then let artificial grass meadow just live life on its own?

We are in a drought, right?

Hard at Work or Hardly Working? – On Patrol in Golden Gate Park, Sort Of – Look At Our Toys!

Monday, July 27th, 2015

As seen on JFK Drive:

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Most outfits, including the SFPD, would use dirt bikes for this mission, just saying…

Ranger in Golden Gate Park Takes a Dim View of This Kind of Creative Parking Job

Tuesday, July 21st, 2015

I think this one will run the owner more than the ticket for “parking on the grass,” which will only cost you $22 these days.

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Anyway, this approach to parking is unique

The Giant Church in Golden Gate Park: CHRIST EMBASSY, in Our Hall of FLowers – CHURCH, MEET STATE and STATE, MEET CHURCH

Monday, July 20th, 2015

Our iconic Hall of Flowers regularly becomes a House of God, apparently.

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I guess they were they highest bidder? Did they need to hire a lobbyist, a fixer, an expediter, to get this deal through? I know not.

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The Soul is For Hire/
And They’ve Sold the Heart

SFGov Wake-Up Service in Golden Gate Park – Picking Up Gross Things with a Stick Whilst the Sleepers Sleep

Wednesday, June 24th, 2015

It’s a living:

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