Archive for the ‘technology’ Category

“Warbiking San Francisco?” – RSA Convention Goer Rides a Bike in SF to Show Insecure WiFi Networks

Thursday, February 27th, 2014

What does this teaser video mean to you?

“James Lyne “war-bikes” the city of San Francisco with special WiFi equipment to find out just how much information its citizens are giving away. Join us at RSA Conference booth #2701 to hear a live talk from James Lyne and Chester Wisniewski on their findings.”

An Arresting Ad Campaign for Upwardly-Mobile Software Americans from Diet Coke: “You Moved to SF with…”

Wednesday, February 26th, 2014

[UPDATE: Lauryn McCarthy is similarly puzzled - she has the cleaned up version of this ad here.]

So, the tagline sort of looks like “YOU’RE ON COKE?” That’s bold, Coca Cola.

Anyway, as seen on Haight Street near Divisadero:

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Elevator! Going up!
In the gleaming corridors of the 51st floor
The money can be made if you really want some more
Executive decision-a clinical precision
Jumping from the windows-filled with indecision

I get good advice from the advertising world
Treat me nice says the party girl
Koke adds life where there isn’t any
So freeze, man, freeze

It’s the pause that refreshes in the corridors of power
When top men need a top up long before the happy hour
Your snakeskin suit and your alligator boot
You won’t need a launderette, you can send them to the vet

I get my advice from the advertising world
Treat me nice says the party girl
Koke adds life where there isn’t any
So freeze, man, freeze

Koka Kola advertising and kokaine
Strolling down the Broadway in the rain
Neon light sign says it
I read it in the paper-they’re crazy!
Suit your life, maybe so
In the White House-I know
All Over Berlin (they’ve been doing it for years)
And in Manhattan!

Coming through the door is a snub nose forty four
What the barrel can’t snort it can spatter on the floor
Your eyeballs feel like pinballs
And your tongue feels like a fish
You’re leaping from the windows-saying don’t
Ayaiiiiirrrghhh! Don’t give me none of this!

I get good advice from the advertising world
Treat me nice says the party girl
Koke adds life where there isn’t any
So freeze, man, freeze
Hit the deck!

To Entrap a Local Predator: Electricity Parasite, Caught in the Act

Monday, February 24th, 2014

There, but for extremely cheap and powerful backup OEM batteries from the Amazon, go I:

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We had Webvan in 1999 and now in 2014 We have Amazon Fresh – What Will 2029 Bring Us?

Friday, January 17th, 2014

1999:

Man, WebVan was crazy – they didn’t last too long.

2014, on Fell Street:

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Of course, Webvan was dead for eight years, only to be resurrected by … Amazon.

That’s the update.

Happy shopping!

Now THIS is a Cell Phone Tower – We Should Have These All Over San Francisco, NIMBYs Be Damned

Thursday, December 26th, 2013

It’s beautiful:

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Hang those who talk of less.

Maybe ATT, VRZ, SPR, and TMO all share this pole, in perfect harmony.

This New Samsung Watch Phone Will Get You MORE TAIL THAN SINATRA, Apparently – Check the 2-Min. Video

Monday, December 23rd, 2013

Two men enter, one man leave just like in Thunderdome.

But I didn’t actually watch the whole thing, so you tell me:

Sometimes IDK…

A Google Maps Car at Rest, Demasted and Covered Up

Tuesday, November 12th, 2013

Add this sighting to The List.

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Buying a Mac for the First Time: A 13-Inch Refurbished MacBook Air for $929 Seems a Good Deal – Long, Long Battery Life

Tuesday, October 15th, 2013

Apple Refurb had 13-Inch MacBooks Air for just $929 a little while back.

So I bought a Mac.

For the first time.

I’ve used Macs before but not on purpose.

Now here’s the key:

“Originally released June 2013″

Intel Haswell, baby – that’s the ticket to loooong battery life. The older MBAs look the same, but they have different guts

Pluses include battery life (and the 1000 lifetime recharge cycle), the small form factor and the lighted keyboard.

Minuses include the Mac OS and the Mac keyboard layout, and the very short battery life if you have the processor working hard. (Surfing the web, it has a much better battery life than competitors, but actual processing uses up its tiny batteries turbo fast. I guess you should have it plugged in when doing heavy lifting. That’s fair enough.)

Anyway, this was the deal, when it was around. I like it:

Ogle! If the “TechCrunch Disrupt” TITSTARE App Ever Becomes a Real Thing, This Will Be the Submission from Gavin Newsom

Monday, September 9th, 2013

Oh, it was a joke?

OK fine.

This shot sat around on the Web for months ’til it was discovered and distributed, back in the day.

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I think it humanizes him, the big jerk. The tall, low-IQ, ambitious, born-into-politics, overconfident jerk.

Learning From Japan, 2013: Cell Phone Towers Everywhere – Excellent Coverage – How Different From San Francisco!

Wednesday, April 10th, 2013

Now this is how you get good cell phone service.

A common scene in the Land of the Rising  Sun. These antennas are all over the place:

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If San Francisco is the “World Capital of Innovation,” then every city in Japan is also The World Capital of Innovation.