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When you Tire of Elf on a Shelf, Enjoy Mensch on a Bench

Monday, December 26th, 2016

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“6 x 6” in 7 x 7 Frisco

Monday, December 26th, 2016

As seen near troubled 6th Street, which seems to get a government-subsidized renaissance/transformation each and every year:

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We’ll see gow it goes but the Twitterloin is a stubborn place…

“Bank Protection Officer” Gets Pwned by the SFMTA – But How Does This Preserve Bay Area Air Quality?

Monday, December 26th, 2016

I ask because the Bay Area Air Quality Management District kicked in for the Toyota Prius pictured below:

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Doesn’t really make sense to me – I’m sure our troubled SFMTA appreciates tbe money, but what’s the connection to air quality having PCO’s handing out yellow violations to BPO’s?

Stretchy Jeans at Costco for Less Than $12 – America, What a Country!

Wednesday, December 14th, 2016

Imported from Pakistan:

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They are just like Lucky Brand jeans…

Is This UBER Filming an S-Class Mercedes-Benz Driving About Frisco’s Financh?

Friday, December 9th, 2016

And when I say UBER, I mean some people hired by UBER for some marketing effort.

And when I say filming, I mean videoing, or recording, or whathaveyou, as it’s prolly a digital camera what Bro was pointing out of the back of the black SUV, as seen on California in the 94104.

Anyway, one Googles and sees:

Uber Has Apparently Ordered $10 Billion Worth of Mercedes S-Class Sedans. That’s a lot of expensive luxury cars for an app dedicated to undercutting local taxi prices.

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Perhaps there’s a connection here, IDK.

Oh Lord, won’t you buy me 100,000 self-driving Mercedes Benzes?
My friends all have Porsches, I must makes amendses

Here’s Your New 400 Block of 11th Street, for Better or Worse, from Our SFMTA

Tuesday, November 29th, 2016

Here’s what this one small block of 11th Street looks like now, after the SFMTA started changing things.

I can’t say I understand what the SFMTA’s doing here.

But I do understand what this means:

Muni Bus that Killed Cyclist Cheng Jin Lai Missing Key Safety Equipment

Yeah, the same small block.

Anyway, the yellow lines are back closer to where you’d expect them to be, so that’s nice. (I guess this scene from last month was just for construction.)

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So now this block has 2.5 sidewalks.

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Why not four or five? IDK, maybe next year…

A Lot of Drivers in Golden Gate Park End Up Parking About a Yard Too Far to the Right – What’s Wrong Here?

Friday, November 18th, 2016

The is JFK Drive heading west. What you’re seeing is the westbound lane, then the new parking area people are suppose to use, then there’s the “buffer zone” or the unloading zone or the do not park here zone, and then there’s the bike lane (and then the curb and then a strip of putting green and then the sidewalk).

But drivers don’t feel like following the rules because then they’d be hanging their rear view mirrors out in traffic, so they split the difference and park halfway betwixt the main lane and the bike lane – basically they’re ignoring the marked right-side-only buffer zone and making their own left and right side buffers. Thusly:

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And the two rides in the distance:

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So what ends up happening is that people unload in the bike lane, sometimes.

This is fucked up man.

Even the SFMTA ppl will tell you that.

The Richmond District’s Classiest Entranceway: Fish and Bubbles

Monday, November 14th, 2016

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Baby on Board: The Most Effective Way of Getting this Across I’ve Seen

Monday, November 14th, 2016

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And now the reverse angle:

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Baby on board, how I’ve adored/
That sign on my car’s windowpane

Is Our Unleased Hibernia Bank Building a “Symbol of Rebirth for the Tenderloin” or Precisely the Opposite?

Friday, November 4th, 2016

Here’s your Twitterloin status report:

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Hey look, it’s COMING SOON FOR LEASE, which it has been for a couple years now.

Which is not to say it’s never used – the Hillary campaign used it for a few hours a few months back and the occasional conventioneer comes through, thusly:

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But here’s what the promise was:

Hibernia Bank building a symbol of rebirth for the Tenderloin

What I’m suggesting is this –  if nobody wants this building, after, what, $20 million was sunk into it, then maybe it’s not a symbol of rebirth for the Tender / Twitter Loin? Perhaps it’s a symbol of all the empty promises and projections what come year after year, decade after decade?

Anyway, look for this building to continue to be COMING SOON FOR LEASE in 2017 as well…